If you met a KH person in real life...

This is wat I'd probably do/happen:

Me: Hey, it's Zexion. Wazzup!
Zexion:...(busy reading book and moves away)
Me: Oh, ok...nice meeting you too...Hey, it's Saix!
Saix: do you feel it...the moon's power...
Me: Uh-oh (runs away to find a weapon, stumbles into Axel, comes up with an idea...evil idea...)
Me: Hey, i'm a real fan. Could I c ur chakrams for a sec. If u do, I'll show you where Roxas is...
Axel: Really! Alrite here.
*takes it and hits him till he fades away*
Roxas: Hey Axel I just bought a whole buncha-OMG!! *watches Axel fades away*
*beats up Roxas with chakrams faster than he can summon his keyblades, turns around the corner*
Sora: I wonder where the Organization is?
Riku: Should b around here.
*pops out of the corner*
Me: Riku, is that really you? You're so awesome! Hey, could I see the way to dawn for a sec. I'll show you how to get rid of your darkness permenantly.
Riku: Really! Alrite here...
*Takes it and kills Sora and Kairi, steals Riku's keyblade and run...although he could probably summon it bak...but I'll b long gone by then*

 

Namine:could you help me with the backgrounds?...
Marluxia:_______________*faints*
Axel:How much jell do u use to keep your hair like this???oO
Sora:When will you reveal to Kairi your true feelings!?Oh,boy!Riku's gonna surpass you!!!Hurry up man!
Zexion:*putting a knife on his neck*What is that damn book about,anyway??!!-_-
Riku:YOU ARE THE MAN!

 

wat i wuld say

Sora: i'd ask him how long it takes him 2 style his hair then try 2 touch it


Roxas: ask him where he gets seasalt ice cream from

Namine: sit down and draw pictures with her

Kairi: go up 2 her and tell her where to go and to get a better keyblade


Axel: keep on bugging him till he blows up some thing


Demyx: stare at him then hug him and offer him muffins and talk bout random stuff such as where he buys th organization 13 jacket things from


lol i like rainbows :p

 

Interesting... Very interesting...
EDIT: why does everyone portray Marluxia as gay? He's really as evil as Xemnas!

 

Sora : YO and then its gonna be like : GIMME UR KEYBLADE!!!!!!
Riku : ur much cooler then sora
Demyx : YO,..... wanna ROCK?
Xigbar : uhm were u a pirate?
DiZ: uhm u kinda look like a ******
Ansem the Wise : Why say hello,he's gonna die anyways
Xemnas : Im more eternal then u(then run and look for Sora to save me)
Xehanorts Heartless : uhm you're realy gay with ur theory about the darkness and man ur the biggest coward ever,using some kind of a bulked up heartless(same thing like Xemnas)
Luxord : Wanna bet?
Kairi : *Il try to ask her out*
Marluxia : YOU'RE ****ING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(same thing like xemnas)
Axel : My sister wants to borrow ur lipstick(same thing like xemnas but this time i will look for Roxas)
Roxas : U are DA best!!!!!!!!
Naminé : *Well if it didnt worked with kairi then il do it with Naminé

Yeah i forgot to put those on:stupid:

a Heartless : Il send u to hell stupid creature(yeah there not that tough)
a Nobody : uhm are u a friend of Roxas?
Sephiroth : Man are u a cripple?I mean u have one wing and u seem have cancer on that one cuz for me angels have white wings
Aerith : Werent u dead
Larxene : RAPE THE STUPID WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud : Do you still have sticma?
Leon : Uhm Cloud wants to fight u(then il go back to Cloud and say that Leon wants to fight him) *****O MY FREAKING GOD THATS GONNA BE A HELL OF A BATTLE********

 

I loled ta sephy xD

 

if i was to meet sora id say:

"whats your problem sora j00 nicked rikus keyblade u naughty boy.

 

Kairi: Slip some sleeping potion in her drink, kidnap her, dye her hair blue, put her back in her room, spy from a distance and wait for reaction.

 

Axel and have a getting pissed off competition with him. However you do that.

 

Uh, I'd try and beat up Sora, hug Riku, push Kairi down a hole, ask both Roxas and Namine if they were natural blondes, push Saix into beserker then hug him, ask Axel if he knows my name and if he guesses say "Bingo the name Jenni, Got It Memorized. J-E-N-N-I!" jump on Xemnas's back and I'd make 411 Marluxia look controlled if i met Vexen! Also I'd give Marly a hug too as he prob'ley needs one cause everyone makes fun of him.

 

if i was to meet sora - i'd shoot him - naughty boy killing org XIII they were my best friends

 

Vexen: Are you Michael Jackson's nobody?

Xemnas: Are you a Star Wars fan?

Luxord: You only need lipstick to look like a she.

Demyx: Wanna see a coward? Then look at the mirror.

Lol! Just messing with these fools for fun!

 

Sora: Why’d you kill the Organization?! Grrr…
Donald: Show me some magiks!
Goofy: Hey Goof! Where’s Max?
Roxas: Wanna be friends? :3
Kairi: Where’d your Keyblade go?
Namine: Can you teach me how to draw better?
Riku: I want to see dark mode!! D:
Riku replica: How do you run in those tall shoes?
Axel: Uh… you’re alive?
Mickey: Hey, I’ve met you before. Except you were taller…
Xemnas: Hi. Any new hearts lately?
Xigbar: Hey, that gun looks fun to use. Mind if I try a few shots?
Xaldin: …………….
Vexen: Can you create a replica of Roxas I can bring home?
Lexeaus: …………Hi.
Zexion: Isn’t that book HEAVY??
Saix: Cool! I want to see you go berserk.
Demyx: Mind if I take a picture? My friend’s a huge fan.
Luxord: I’m NOT playing strip poker.
Marluxia: You should marry Larxene.
Larxene: You should marry Marluxia.
Hayner: How do you fight with these struggle stuff?
Olette: Hi!
Pence: Can I see some of your photos?
Ansem the Wise: Hey, I’ve got a few questions. Since you’re wise and all… *gets out insanely long list*
Ansem (Xehanort’s Heartless): ………. *runs away*

 

Demyx: Hugs... It's not your fault your pathetic... Blame the creators
Axel: Ohhhhh Fire...
Roxas: Can i keep u, plse?
Sora: DAMN YOU, go home.
Donald: Ohh love the hat... Jokes
Goofy: Can I have Pluto?
Mickey: You have a wife... She misses you go home.
Kairi: Wanna go to the movies?

 

kick sora in the nuts for being so much of a idot and marulix ask ifs he gay roxas omg and ask to show me some moves if i saw saix i would be like omg and if i saw axel hang out with him then ignon to death saying his catch parhes or ask him to set stuff on fire riku ask him to show me how to weild darknes

 

If I met...

Sora: *random fangirl moment* *including glompings*

Riku: *stare at shiny hair*

Kairi: Are those real? XD j/k

Kairi (for real) : Omg I wanna look like you! D:

Roxas: *coughemocough* Hey! :D

Axel: *coughemobutcoolcough* Hey! :D

DiZ: ... uh, I can see why you wear a mask? o_O

Organization Members: Are those hoodies from Hot Topic?

I didn't list Disney characters cuz well... I prolly have seen them enough times at Disneyland. Just wrote something to avoid studying for my exams. <.<; In serious terms, I'd prolly wouldn't say anything since I'm shy in real life. But yeah.

 

Sora: Why didn't you jump to the platform Kairi was standing on?
Riku:Why didn't you kill Sora when you ever had the chance? Or what didn't you slam the door to kingdom hearts on Sora's fingers?
Roxas: Do you actually have emotions, or do you just pretend you do?
Axel:I hate you.
Xehanort:Are you like the dark soilder from the kh2 final mix secret ending? 'He looks at me for a while with a blank expression'
Kairi: Why are you such a save me little *****?
Xemnas: I know the secret to getting a heart. You wanna know?
Saix:What's up with you and the moon?
Marluxia: Did you know you were supposed to be a girl, when Nomura first thought about you character?
Namine:Are you like Malficent in disguse, cause people say your a witch?
Naruto: Do you become Hokage? 'opps wait lol'

 

Sora: Why didn't you jump to the platform Kairi was standing on?
Kairi: Why didn't you jump to the platform Sora was standing on?
(At this point I would also make Sora and Kairi kiss already!!)
Riku: Why do you think your friends care what you look like?
Roxas: Which gang would you rather hang out with... Twilight Town or Org XIII?
Axel: Why did you commit a suicide attack?!?! And better yet, why didn't you just teleport out of there?!!? And why aren't you dating Larxene???
Xemnas: How does it feel to have a Disney character as your mortal enemy?
Demyx: Who uses more hair gel, you or Cloud Strife?
Marluxia: Real men don't need to wear pink to prove they're real men.
Namine: Your drawings look like a five-year-old's, but you're cool anyway.

 

Roxas: Ask him why he wears chaps when there is no horse around.

Xemnas: Ask him to let me join the Org... he would probably just turn me into a dusk.

Axel: Ask him why he killed himself when he could have just ran away.

Riku: Bow before him and pray he doesnt instantly kill me.

Larxene: Ask her out... oh wait, I just thought about the movie My Super Ex-Girlfriend... never mind, I'd run for my life.

Sora: Ask him why he acts like a 5 year old, and whines so much.

King Mickey: Ask him why his kindom only amounts to Donald, Daisy, Minnie, Goofy, Chip, Dale, and a couple of brooms. (I read that somewhere else on these forums)

I would also ask him why hes over 80 years old, and still baby talks.

Demyx: throw a jam session. Guitar vs. Sitar

 

Xigbar: Shoot him with a bebe gun and say "What's up now b!tch?!"
Axel: Light his coat on fire then run.
Vexen: Tell him to do my science homework.
Roxas: Tell him to dance to "I'm too sexy".
Sora: Call him names then just walk away.