I'm gonna throw myself at the ground.

Who wants to jump out of a bush and scare me before I hit?

 

Sorry Amaury, but I'm gonna need a frood who knows where his towel is.

 

"Throw" yourself?

So what's the deal, you're gonna grab yourself by the legs and propel yourself into a forward motion towards the ground?

Because that's called a somersault, smart guy.

 

Well, the throwing will be achieved by ordering my body to jump off of something, most likely a tall building or a cliff. That's just the easy part, though. If all goes according to plan, someone will distract me just before I hit the ground, causing me to miss.