In Soviet Russia

In Soviet Russia car drives you
In Soviet Russia sandwich eats you
In Soviet Russia chair sits on you
In Soviet Russia nose picks you

What do you guys have?

 

Well, the ones you just said are the ones I know...BUT:




In Soviet Korea Cat eats YOU!

 

Ah the Soviet Russia meme.

 

In Soviet Russia computer log into you
In Soviet Russia light turn you on.

 

In Soviet Russia deoderant uses you
In Soviet Russia snowmen build you

I have one other that would be too inappropriate to post.

 

In Soviet Russia, shirt wears you!

 

In Soviet Russia, Dogs train you

 

In Soviet Russia, Marijuana smokes you.

 

In Soviet Russia, Plants plant you

 

In Soviet Russia, road forks you.

 

In Soviet Russia, mailmen chase dogs

 

In soviet Russia
Loli hits you!

 

This is my calling card ;o....And fixed.

 

In Soviet Russia, thread posts you!

 

In Soviet Russia, criminals arrest you

 

Oh God
thats disturbing o_O

 

In Soviet Russia I'm the smartest one there *crickets*
In soviet Russia you sit on the TV and watch the couch

 

In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches you!

 

In Soviet Russia,beds sleep on you.

 

In soviet russia, game plays you
In soviet russia, remote loses you
In soviet russia, you kill chuck norris