In Soviet Russia

In soviet Russia, Merchants pay you
In Soviet Russia, Rain gives you sunburn.

 

In Soviet Russia, internet wins you!

 

You're not doing it right. :\ It has to be something that you do something with. Example:

In Soviet Russia, PSP plays you
In Soviet Russia, floor walks on you
In Soviet Russia, shirt wears you

 

In Soviet Russia,The toliet uses you.

 

In Soviet Russia, Instruments play you (like this?)

 

Yes. :3
In Soviet Russia, troll flames you!

Oh, wait...

 

In soviet russia, mice chase cats and cats chase dogs

 

In Soviet Russia, I annoy you!

 

In Soviet Russia, Knives Stab You

 

In Soviet Russia, game plays you!

 

In soviet russia, television watches you
In soviet russia, telephone calls you

 

...In Soviet Russia, you don't eat steak, steak eats you...
...In Soviet Russia, you don't open window, window opens you...
...In Soviet Russia, you don't light fire, fire lights you...
...In Soviet Russia, you don't wash dishes, dishes wash you...
...In soviet Russia, you don't wash car, car wash you...
...In Soviet Russia, you don't use brain, brain uses you...