Inspire me.

Something messed up happened, and the Asian Navy started dancing. This lead to...


Well if you have writers block, you just need to write a story about a fuzzy Penguin named Benjamin and his adventures with rubber sammiches. The rest writes itself really.

 

A zero gravity bomb exploding, saving Joe's life but causing the Asian Army to...

 

Start dancing the Robot. Joe was...

 

Blasted off to the Power Ranger HQ, where he found...

 

himself between Silent Hill and the void and wondering, "How the hell did my life go so wrong?" and proceeded to sharpen his sword.

 

Lucky, a mysterious figure came out from the darkness, he muttered something illegible and took down his hood revealing...

 

A pyramid shaped head. Joe then walked up to shake the figure's hand but...

 

He only had two stubbs. He then said "I can't talk, I have a pyramid shaped head." This confused Joe causing him to...

 

Find a random chic and to start running to an obviously broken elevator, he managed to get through but the door begins closing as the chic gets there..Pyramid Head then..

 

Shoves his head between the door and the frame. They both scream but then the elevator breaks due to Joes size. Pyramid head removes his head in time but...

 

Gets his groin stuck in the doors as they still close. Joe starts laughing hysterically, causing PH to..