It's only two days until the most wonderful day of the year!

Lovely tree . . . it has that simplistic look about it.

 

That's not a tree. It's a Festivus Pole!

 

What kind of butt crack you smokin'?

 

Cool, so you're getting strippers for Christmas. I recommend the ones without daddy issues.

 

None. I put out a Festivus pole for Festivus.

No, Christmas is in four days, on the 25th of December. Festivus is in two days, on the 23rd of December.

 

But wasn't that holiday banned by some mod?

 

How would it have been banned? It's Festivus. You can't ban Festivus.

 

I can ban it with the Falcon Punch.

 

No you can't. It's Festivus.

 

No you can't. Stop using memes and GIFs.

 

I don't see how a broken image can ban anything.

 

The day this happens is the day I die.

Oh god dang it no!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you defeat a starseeker3.

 

Not really, I really don't care also right click and select view image.

 

Your laziness was your downfall.

 

If it were, then I would be you.

 

Go home.

You're awful at insults.

 

Insulting me with a bad insult by saying my insults are bad, Wow. Insultseption has been made. Go go go