i've been wondering

how do you know if a girl is turned on? if they are turned on they can't stop messing with their hair, right? you know, trying to make it all pretty. maybe, i must know.

 

Subscribing to this thread.

 

your support shall not be forgotten.

 

please go ask a female member. seriously.

 

That's why I think people should have tails. If their tail is wagging, you can see that they're into you. If it isn't, you can move on and stop wasting your time.

 

Expect awkward moments in elementary school.

 

Damn you Natural Selection.

 

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So I see your pet monkey found its way to your keyboard.

 

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So he enslaved you? I see. When do you believe your kind will make an attempt to save you?

 

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DEAR GOD THE MONKEY CAN TYPE IN ENGLISHx

 

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Shake your keyboard repeatedly.

 

Iiiiiih athe yoy guhs

 

Thaws neot it

 

The shaking isn't working?

If this is serious, when did it start?

 

fine, i'll just google the damn question.

 

My eyes get all big and ****.

**** year