KH-Vids - Anonymous Guests - Chapter 2

Chapter 1

Ok. So here is Chapter 2. Might not be as funny as it had to explain alot of information. But don't worry, from the next chapter onwards will be chaos and many more appearances. Anyway enjoy.

Chapter 2 - Although good things don't happen consecutively, bad things do.

Everyone:.......

RvR: Damn.

Fayth faints

Rosey: Faythy dear, wake up. Violently shakes Fayth.

Kitty: So how did this happen so suddenly?

Sara:...Err...Well after CTR said that 4chan was responsible for the attacks, in an attempt to stop them, I confronted them. I had Xaldin's approval on this.

SJ: Oh come on, we all know that just Xaldin's opinion is highly flawed.

Xaldin: HEY.

SJ throws Xaldin him an Rubix cube, he stands their mesmerized.

DA: What did you exactly say to them.

Sara: Well I said that they were all immature and should stop now or else I would take legal action.

Everyone:.....

CTR: *Face Universe*

Rosey: WE ARE DOOMED.

Rosey runs around the room

DA: Vivi, put the suit back on, it's time to practice.

Vivi: Oh ***** no, I'm out of here, like hell I'm doing that.

Vivi walks out. Sammy fires a tranquilizer at Rosey, she falls and lands over Fayth.

Sammy: Ok, now it's quieter. So where were we, oh yeah, Sara seriously?

RvR: That is the one thing you don't do, you see now we have the greatest power on the internet against us. Anon consist of millions; there are probably quite a few on the forum. They are the people of the internet. And they want to destroy us.

Coco: What are our options? Fight?

DA: Looks like we have no choice.

Hissora: What the? He's wearing the penguin suit.

DA: No choice but to fight, do we want to die like cowards, or fight and stand a chance, no matter how slim the chances are.

He raises his hand into the air

DA: Who is with me?

Misty: And we put him in charge of defense.

SJ: Despite how crazy he looks, he is right. Do we have a choice in the matter; they are going to attack no matter what.

Fayth: Errr....Yeah....fight....if Rosey will get off of me.

CTR: We need to find someone who knows the inside of anon, who can help us find a weakness and what we are up against.

Sara: We know just the person. RvR, Kitty join me. Coco and Rosey help DA, defense needs all the help we can get. Everyone else keep the forum in tip top shape, don't let members know yet.

Everyone: Got it.

Xaldin: Is this Pandora's box?

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Random Dark Cave - Sara, RvR and Kitty

The 3 spot a light in the distance.

Sara: She must be there.

They walk towards the light, and notice a room with a girl sitting on a beanie chair.

???: I knew you would come.

Kitty: 'I want those shoes...wait those are her feet. I want her feet.'

RvR: Like we had a choice...Alice.

Alice: Indeed, but what makes you think I will help you. Last time I checked you banished me from entering the site, and now you want my help. How ironic.

Sara: Yes well...

Alice: Yes I know, as a member of anon I am well informed, thanks to this crystal ball.

Kitty: Can you help us?

Alice: What is in it for me?

Kitty: Loli?

Alice: I have plenty.

Sara: How about Xaldin?

RvR: What!

Alice: Hmm...that is quite an offer.

Sara: And allowed back into the site.

Alice: Ha, it's doomed anyway, but it looks like you seriously need my help. Look since you have provided me many lulz in the past, the least I can do is offer some advice and information.

Sara: And?

Alice: Your ****ed.

RvR: We already knew that.

Alice: Though Anon have millions of members, not everyone is fully dedicated to these acts. You should only get a few thousands show up. There are many raids like this all over the internet; you aren't the only site in this situation. But Anon alway win, they have never lost. They have tremendous power on their side.

Kitty: lolcats?

Alice: Even worse, Pedobear. And as the site has a lot of minors, they are the perfect pray for him, among other memes.

Sara: Come with us.

Alice: Hell no, I'm staying here, where it is safe.

Sara: Thank you for the information.

The three walk away.

Alice: Hehe, like it would make a difference. Even if you do manage to win the site will be in ruins.

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Spam Zone

Mish: Good, you are all gathered here today to help me with a little situation. Come on girls, we need to unite.

Fayth: This joke is getting old now. I’m not a fricking girl.

L_F: And Fayth for the last time no-one cares.

Mish: Right, as you must have been aware, I have myself some competition, and that girl’s name is Random Angel. I have a reputation to live up to. I need you all to find dirt on her so I can publicly humiliate her. Who is with me?

Maria: There is nothing wrong with some friendly competition, so why not let her be.

Mish fires a pistol straight at Maria’s head.

Mish: Anyone else object…Good. Anyone else going to help…anyone….Come on Sistah’s, even you lot must be willing to help.

SA: Well Kitty and Sammy aren’t here, and also we broke up and all. Sure your Whorey Spice, but come on.

Mish: But we have that World Tour planned.

Lithium: So.

Mish: Fine, if there is something that has to be done, then you must do it yourself.

Walks off

*Sora*: Mish wait.

Mish: What is it *Sora*?

*Sora*: I want to help you.

Mish: Why?

*Sora*: Something to do I guess.

Mish: …Fair enough come with me.

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Secret Staff Lab

DA: It’s finally good to see some company down here; it was starting to get lonely.

Rosey: Why does down here smell like cheese?

DA: That doesn’t matter. We have a lot to do. Oh Coco don’t touch that.

Coco: What is it?

DA: I was trying to make an artificial horse. And all it did was create a mini Amy Winehouse.

Rosey: I have a serious question, why does everything you make have nothing to do with defense?

DA: Well I need something to do to pass the time.

Rosey: You have a job to do, build weapons or something.

DA: Well those don’t take every long. But now follow me; in here we have a variety of different weapons. Pistols, scatter gun, missile launcher, Sheep cannons, Spam Grenades….

Coco: Sheep Cannon?

DA: Yes, it does what it says on the tin. Oh and this is my secret project, miles better than Project E. I’ve been saving it for just these situations. I present to you….

???: Attention all Members, please report to the main hall, for an urgent announcement.

DA: Damn, looks like it would have to wait.

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Main Hall

Sara: Ladies and Gentlemen…

No-one in the room will shut up

Roxma: I heard that is will be about the second coming of Roxas.

GX: Of course not, I’ve heard that spdude is really an alien.

Sara: SILENCE……SPAM…......Guys help me out here.

Kitty: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER.

The staff give her a weird look, but the room was silent.

Kitty: See it worked.

Sara: Thank you. Ok. We have received some disturbing news. I don’t know how to say this but…well…you see…..err….it’s like…you see…like….2…errr…

DA: We’re under attack.

The whole room panics

Libre: Finally something more interesting.

Sara: DA, I was going to break it to them more carefully.

DA: But by the time you did we would be dead.

RvR: Unfortunately it’s true. Anonymous have declared war over the site. And we as a site have no choice but you fight. Now it’s not as bas as it seems.

MadiYasha:…WE’RE DOOMED, EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Everyone tries to escape, but CTR activates the metal shutters.

Sara: Thank you. Now everyone, I know you are probably scared, but an attack will happen anytime soon. It’s either fight with us, or die trying to escape the area.

Xaldin: My sources tell me that they are moving closer as we speak, by the time you make it a mile away Anon would of found you.

*Sora* I had to pick now to come back to the site.

Kitty; But we have a plan. There most likely place of target would be the spam zone. So first of all we have the front line soldiers who will be those in the RP area, and those in the Kadaj Family. Your high numbers should be useful.

SJ: AKA, we get rid of them.

Kitty: All premiums will be like Sergeant’s and will have your own small squad.

CTR: The squad you will be assigned to are done by random.

Sara: Now as you all leave the room, Sammy and Hissora will all give you a random number, the number you will get, will be the squad you are on.

DA: So we some training done now, weapons will given to you all. Your main weapon will be rifles, with an extra pistol and spam grenades. As well as some people getting specialist items like sniper rifles etc. Any Questions?

Thelightisgone123: Umm, are we required to actually kill anyone?

SJ: That is the idea yes.

Roxas_Mega_Fan_34639292: Where can I find Kingdom Hearts Videos?

SJ: We’re screwed.

DA: CTR, give that guy dozen exploding cookies, maybe he will eat them.

Sara: That’s all. Thank you and good luck.

RvR: So it’s begun.

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lol I have lost track of how many times I have done that xD;

omguh -___-

LOL

DA keep writing damn you, write, write, write.


<3​

 

... sheep? XD


Nice part man, I like the part about Alice a lot. :3 *probably cause I've just started seeing posts by her*

 

lol. I get a pm asking me that every now and again.

Classic.

 

...xDDD

Thats exactly what my reaction would be xD I would run around the room and then fall over dead on top of Fayth! xD

 

*Sora* and I are cool. >:

 

there are some major grammar mistakes in here. It almost makes it unreadab--

*shot* :x

xD Funny. It took me awhile to get the Anonymous = Anon thing.

 

Pointing them out would be nice.

I should really proof read. <>

 

OH MYGOSH WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

*hides under noob*

 

Haha, you're awesome DA. Can't wait for the next chapter. Thanks for putting me in. ^^

<3

 

I probably missed a couple, but there's a few. There's also a huge comma abuse (and un-abuse in some areas)

 

That was awesome =D

Being honest, I never even noticed the first chapter <_> But now both are read and both are much appreciated for awesomeness =DDD

KEEP WRITING MOAR D:

 

Thanks Misty.

And no problem *Sora*. =D

And don't worry. I don't plan to stop now. =P

 

Oh lulz. I wonder who will be in my squad.

 

*Hopes to be in CtR or Coco's Squad*

 

I hope to be in some kickass squad with cool people.

I've got some mad skills, yo.

 

Lol, I laughed this time too x3

The Kitty in the spamzone thing, Mish trying to regain her popularity, and wtf I shot Rosey O.o

And awesome lol, though ti would be fun if our only weapon actually was vivi in a penguin suit x3

Write moar soon :3

 

Oh super, I don't get to be seargent. ._. Make an exception for a former premium!
lol


Awesome DA. xD You know when you said you were making this chapter longer, I expected long like my stories <_<

 

I'm not premium - they're the ones with a squad. :3

 

Heh, I think the staff forms one squad :3 Like the staff squad :D