Kids. :/

I never really thought I'd mean it, but there are high chances my mom ain't getting any grandkids from me.

 

*sigh*
Yeah, but then the next thing you know, you'll be trying to figure out if you should pick between Jerry or Ryan.

 

Welcome to the club.

It's also ironic that I'm the last male of my family line. No one else left to carry the family name.

My lineage is going down the crapper.

 

Ah whatcha talkin bout, kids are fuuuuun ._.

 

You're little cousin, ay ? x3

 

Yeah. >:/

They're cute and fun for a couple of hours, but that **** out quickly.

You seem to care incredibly much so about your lineage. x3

 

Not really. Just I get that kind of crap all the time from my family/relatives. I kinda got used to using their words. I could care less if there weren't any more Rodriguez's to pollute this world. ;D

 

What did she do now ? xD

 

Just have the baby, then do whatever you want with it.....then ditch it on some poor suckers porch.

Or you can just send them to me and I'll eat them =D

 

You know you'd do great as a babysitter ;D

 

To put it bluntly, she's just a drag to take care of. She's ever so tiring, I just wanna shoot her. She even sexually harrassed me! What 6 year old does *that*?! D:

Ayyyy, I'm not that cruel. XD I'd never have a baby just for your lunch.

 

My perverted side asks how can she have done that ? >D

 

She managed to pin to the ground, *3* times, and start kissing me all over. .__. She wouldn't stop "humping" on me and screaming in my bloody ear either, the whole thing was just infuriatingly annoying.

 

Reminds me of the time my little cousin did that to me.

... Who was a boy.

Worst babysitting experience of my life.

 

I kinda feel sorry for the kids you guys babysitted.

....What are you looking at? >.>"

 

The only bad experience I have with babysitting is that one of the girls I watched over squeezed my tits and said :" What is that ?".

 

Babysitting: A job where parents are so tortured by their kids that they have to pay somebody to take care of them.

 

I should redefine "Babysitting" and actually just sit on the baby until the parents get back.

 

That would so work.XD

 

Sh!t, these kids are already raging perverts. Imagine when they're *teens*.

Worse still, I'm stuck with this brat for a week. :/ Probably more, not sure. ARGH.

For the KIDS? I might slap you for saying that.

OH LOL that is GORGEOUS. <3 Ooooh, the innocence of a child. XD