Kingdom Hearts Journey to the end 2: deception and mistruth

ooc: was the first. *both thumbs up*

Trace saluted for the help. "Thank ye for help, sir." Trace muttered, ducking down as bullets crashed onto the wall behind him. He summoned his keyblade, and yelled, "Flametornada!" spinning his keyblade for more action, and thrust it at the clown. The keyblade turned into a flame tornado, spinning around and around. The keyblade sprang back, like a boomerang.

"Hey! No fair!" Can Can screamed, rolling out of the way. Where there was grass, was now a 'u' of black dirt. "You fight dirty, you know that?!" The brick gate behind him collapsed where it was hit. "Holy cow! Your a good fighter! You MUST MUST MUST MUST JOINJOIN JOIN MY CREEEEEWWWW!" Can can yelled, becoming frantic.
A guy like that would be cool in a clowns crew..now..how to name his attacks. Act 1! Redy tornado? He sneered at the thought, flipping backwards. "And for you," Can Can yelled, pointing a gun at Nero. "I'll handle you later." He put his gun to his lips, blowing away the smoke.

Trace caught the keyblade, and dismissed it in a poof of light blue flames and black smoke. He put his bag down, and slipped out a gun. He snapped it back, and pushed energy into it. He jumped to the side, risking getting shot. He aimed in the air, and fired, rolling to the other side of the wall.
The bolt flew, and hit Can-Can's pistol.

"A warning shot?! HOW DARE HE?! NOW HES GONNA JOIN MY CREWY DEWY FOR SURY!" Can Can screamed, ignoring the dropped gun, and taking out a bomb. "Here's the punch line!" It was a double hitter bomb. "Double hitter!" He tossed it in the air, and shot it once, the bomb flying towards the mansion. "Have a nice flight!"
The bomb hit the wall Trace was behind, and the bomb exploded. The table split in half, splintering against the backwall.
The wall crumbled, and chunks flew everywhere.
"Hoohoohoo! Thats how you deliver a joke!" Can Can laughed.

ooc: a quote from one peice grand adventure, credit doesn't go to me. If given any.

Trace saw the bomb, not falling for the same thing. "DeflectReflect!" He muttered, spinning around, and soon a tornado formed, blue flames. The chunks of building were blown away or destroyed upon contact with the spherelike tornado. He flicked his nose, like it was a switch. I hope this clown doesn't have any other tricks up his sleeves...Trace thought, not wanting to learn again by experience. He saw other fights behind Can Can. More keyblade wielders.

 

"Oh man... I knew something was wrong with her..." Slyth said to himself. "Hey Ummm watchur face..." Slyth said pointing to Elena. "You know what happened to that girl?"

 

Trace loaded his gun. He didn't want this clown to get him. If he ever shows a good fight, or a good spell he learned from the keyblade, that clown just becomes more desperate to have me in his crew...He turned over, firing at the clown.

Can Can dropped to the ground, and fired two guns at the boy.
"WILD WILD WEST!"

Trace twirled back, as the bullets shot down the chandelier which seemed to still rock by the explosion. The white room was now black, and was littered with bullets, flames, and splinters.
Can Can pulled out a club. "He takes the bat...and-!"
Can Can shot a normal bomb.
The bomb, flew up, the rope not lit.
It was a trap. Trace would throw it, light it, and he would bounce it back.
But there was something else in that plan...

Trace spotted the bomb. He also spot the clown with a club.
Not falling for that...he slipped the bomb into his bag. In the corner of his eye, he spotted another bomb flying.
He took his gun and fired the bomb. It exploded in the air, shattering the second floor windows.

Can Can laughed hysterically. "Be heard! I shall reasure you, too! Bomb's are nice, but dangerous! Make sure they don't hit your spouse!"

Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Trace thought, lighting his index finger and lighted the bomb. He waited until the rope was three quarters burned.
Trace tossed it then, the bomb careening towards the clown.

"Wha!" Can Can yelled, as the bomb exploded, he flew backwards, head over heels.

 

Roxas leaped backwards and avoided the gunshots as best as he could.He was fast,there was no denying that.

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"You want her,you go through me.." Lady stated,pointing both guns at Elena now.

Dante brought out his own gun,but instead of shooting Lady,he turned around to face Nero,who had come to Lady's aid after the kid was safe."..This is getting a bit more interesting then I hoped.."

Nero had his own gun pointed at Dante."..I concur.." he said.


It appeared to be a standoff.

 

Can-Can flipped, and eventually hit the ground, making skid marks. He stumbled up, and wavered a bit. His anger was fuming. He clenched his fists so hard that it started to shake.
"Trace prowler! From this moment on! WE HAVE OUR WAR! MY CLOWNISH ARMY!" He did a jig, and pretended to swat away his hair, "And your one man band!" He said, impersonating a guitar in his hands and made a little strum sound.
He giggled, taking out yet ANOTHER unicycle.
"JIGGLY WIGGY, SMOKY BOMBY!" Can Can shrieked, pulling out smoke bombs. They landed, and a trail was made where he headed.

******! He shows where he's going! Not that smart! Trace unleashed his keyblade, and swung down where the smoke trail was going.
BLAM!
Trace fell frontwards, dropping his keyblade with a clang of metal. It dissapeared in blue and black smoke.
Trace coughed, and sat up. He looked where the place it hurts.
A gun shot his side.
He got up, slipping out his gun.

Can Can shrieked with laughter. He was on the unicycle, three metres away from Trace. He spun a gun around. "I'll shoot you till your bleeding to a knock out! Your livers will be gone, so I'll call you...Liverless Trace!"

 

"You do know that she'll follow me.Even if I turn around and leave she'll follow." Elena told Lady. "Its as if she's my own daughter.Or a lost puppy looking for a owner."

Kaori turned her gunblade back into a sword and leaped toward Roxas.

 

Slyth confronted Elena. "I wont let you harm my friends!" He said seriously.

 

Shoot...I learned from experience...what other tricks does this clown have up his sleeve?! Trace aimed, and shot.

Can Can widened his eyes, and screamed, "MATRIX!" He bended backward, then rolled backward then forward, and slipping out a gun, firing.

Trace jumped out of the way, not caring how he landed. He rolled back up. "Leave me alone you drunken clown."

"HOOHOO! INSULTS!" Can Can slipped out metal sticks. He bended them, then placed them around his arms, wrists, legs, thighs, neck, ankles, and torso.
"Getting desperate? So am I! Not for a husband, not for a wife...but should I give you...a multiple knife? A gun? Hungry? A CHEESE BUN?!"
Can Can whirled around, on the uncicycle. "You know...the laws are true. Beat the other pirate, join the crew or kill them! I choose...join my crew.."
Can Can flipped over, now on his head on the unicycle. "I call my next circus trick..."
Can Can flipped backwards, then slammed a smoke bomb down.

Trace slipped his gun back, and summoned his keyblade. Killing Cure, he thought. He slashed his side, and the bullet fell into his pockets, his side not wounded. Darn clown...I'll just jump his ship if he gets me. He got into a battle position.

"Split apart!" Can Can apeared, his body limbs floating around. The metal sticks showed where he split. "Grocery shopping in Walmart!"
Can Can took out multiple weapons. "I need this thisthisthisthisthis..."
His head floated upwards, looking down onto Trace, diagonally. A gun was in his mouth.
The hands were in front of Trace. One held a sword, and the other a club.
His torso was floating above Trace. It had a bomb balanced on it.
Two feet, which were spinning around in the air. They had knives sticking out of the shoe parts.
The rest of his body parts, the rest of the legs and the rest of the arms were floating around Trace, waiting to slam onto him.

Trace glared, but also widened his eyes, then turned his eyes back into a glare. Oh...no.

Can Can aimed his arms at Trace, and swung.

Trace bended backwards, slashing them.

The head screamed in pain. "What kind of a sword was that?!"
Can Can swung his feet around, slashing at Trace.

Trace blocked, and backed away, slashing like a windmill on the on coming asaults of his feet.

Can Can screamed again, then lifted his body parts without the ones with weapons.

 

Elena rolled her eyes and pointed one of her swords at Slyth and the other at Lady.

 

"So what do you want with her anyway?" Slyth asked.

 

"Why don't you mind your own business,kid." Elena said keeping her guard up.

 

Slyth chuckles a bit. "This is my business..." Slyth said calmly.

 

"You're starting to get on my nerves,kid.Now back off!"Elena said.

 

"enough talk..." Slyth said with determination.

 

OOC: I would have figured this thread died already.