Kingdom Hearts II Kingdom Hearts: PANTS! :D

Donald: (to Goofy) Hey! You're the King's Captain! You've gotta get up!
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Donald: Hey! You're the King's Pants! You've gotta get up!

Sora: (to Demyx) You're bizarre....
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Sora: You're pants....

Sora: Right - no hearts!
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Sora: Right - no pants!

 

wow! people started to post again! well, I've only got one for now:
Demyx: Dance, water,dance!
Demyx: Dance,pants,dance!
ha ha XD dancing pants XD

 

riku:why? why do you have the pantsblade?
roxas:shut up!

sora:who's this pant?

sora: (to demyx)how could a pants like you get into organization XIII

donald:your royal pantsness

sora: (in pride land) the do nothing pants

nala:there's scar's pants everywhere!

triton: ariel in love with a pants?!

 

Xemnas - So... it seems your hearts have led you to obliteration. Perhaps it doesn't pay to be too loyal to one's heart.

Xemnas - So... it seems your pants have led you to obliteration. Perhaps it doesn't pay to be too loyal to one's pants.

 

Axel: Got it pants

 

Sora: We're... we're back
Sora: We're... we're pants.

(this is the ending ok?)

 

Xemnas: Denizens of light, answer this: Why do you hate the darkness?

Mickey: We don't hate it. It's just kind of... scary.

to.............................

Xemnas: Denizens of light, answer this: Why do you hate pants?

Mickey: We don't hate them They're just kind of... scary.

Mickey and co. don't wear pants! lol(Had to change the grammar to make sense.)

Okay, something a little creepy...

Maleficent: I'm here on a property venture. I want these pants for my own.....
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Minnie: You'd better stop right now if you know what's good for you!

Maleficent: Ooh, how frightening. Very well. I'll stop... Just as soon as your pants belong to me!

(She disappears and cackles evilly)

8D God, Maleficent's quotes are so chock-full of possibilities.

Maleficent: All in good time. I promise you'll be able to partake of my
pants. But you must be patient.
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Maleficent: Stop gawking! And start thinking of a way we can use pants to our advantage!

 

Sora: Pants, we gotta talk!
*Gets flicked away by hades*

 

Some oldies from the first game mixed about. xD

Ansem: One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
Ansem: One who knows pants can understand pants.

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Sephiroth: I am the chosen one!
Sephiroth: I am the chosen pants!

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Ansem: Don't bother. Your voice cannot reach him where he is now. His heart belongs again to Darkness.
Ansem: Don't bother. Your voice cannot reach him where he is now. His heart belongs again to pants.

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WTF?
Nah, they're good!!!!

 

Axel: X-E-M-N-A-S. Xemnas.
Axel: X-E-M-N-A-S. Pants.

 

A.K.A "How Axel Failed the 7th Grade Spelling Bee".

Demyx: Silence, traitor.
Demyx: Silence, pants.

 

ooh!I got a good one when the gullwings say"The gullwings r going to take all your items."
Change it to"The gullwings are going to take all your pants."
XD

 

Xemnas [To Ansem]: You are the source of all Heartless.

Xemnas [To Ansem]: You are the source of all Pants.

xDDD
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Sora (to Nala?): We need to talk to Simba! We found Scar's ghost!
to
Sora (to Nala?): We need to talk to Simba! We found Scar's pants!

 

Xemnas: Warriors of the Keyblade, go forth, and bring me more hearts.
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Xemnas: Warriors of the Keyblade, go forth, and bring me more pants.

 

There's already a thread like this in the spam zone.

 

Saix: Kingdom Hearts, where is my heart?
Saix: Kingdom Hearts, where is my pants?

 

Donald: What's so funny?
Sora: Your face!
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Donald: What's so funny?
Sora: Your pants!
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Xemnas: Cursed Keyblade!
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Xemnas: Cursed pants!

I have a pretty cool one from FM+, but I'm not sure whether that would be appropriate for these boards.

 

Wow.. I had no idea this topic was still going XD

I thought it would've died out ages ago.

Meh, shows how much I know :p Anyway..

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Sora: Forget it! There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart!
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Sora: Forget it! There's no way you're taking Kairi's pants!
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