Kingdom Hearts Time and Space

XD I knew that would make some laugh.

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This is my FAVORITE Comedy Chapter right now :P I might change it from being a filler

Roxas: Ugh....Sometimes I wish I didn't even suggest this....

Axel: Too bad. You did.

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Chapter Filler 1: New clothes
Smexy 8D

(The World That Never Was - Calm)
The entire Organization except for Xemnas were in a clothing room. "You jerks better be happy. I spent all the money I had on these clothes." Roxas said and Zexion looked back. "....You knew this was going to happen didn't you?" He asked him in a smug voice. "Well excuse me for wanting all of you alive." Roxas replied. "Who first?" Roxas asked them all. "Me first!" Xigbar spoke up as he walked in the changing room. Ten minutes later.... "How long does it take to get dressed? Are you a woman?" Axel shouted getting shocked by Larxene. "Watch your big mouth. You might not die." She warned with a kunai to his neck. Axel had a sweatdrop on his head. "Umm....Xigbar....Hurry.....PLEASE!" Axel was almost scared for his life. ".....Why does something tell me this isn't gonna be good...." Roxas said to himself.

(Cops - Bad Boys)
Xigbar came out in a black police uniform with his snipers in his back pockets with two pistols in his belt along with two .45 cailibers in his other pockets. He had a black matching hat and black matching pants. He started moving his head back and forth to match the beat of the music. "What in the name of god?" Axel asked with the rest of the Organization smacking themselves in the face. "It's offical. Someone's dumber than Demyx." Vexen stated. "Yay! Hey wait!" Demyx shouted. "Who cut on that stupid radio?" Roxas asked and saw Xigbar holding it. "Well? How do you like it?" Xigbar asked them all. "With those weapons you should be in the S.W.A.T. Team." Axel remarked. "I guess we're going in number order?" Xaldin said stealing the radio and walking in the dressing room.

(Click Here for Music of Xaldin.)
Xaldin came out in a blue suit with a red tie and matching blue pants. He also wore black shoes and his lances were sized into a box in his pocket. "Well?" He asked. "You're a Weather man? That's.....Not bad." Axel remarked. "Even though it doesn't fit you, it's a good choice." Marluxia commented. "Cut off that freaking Raidio!" Roxas shouted but nobody but Xion was even listening. "Don't worry, I can't wait to see yours." Xion said to him. "Now if only I knew what I was gonna wear. I didn't look at these clothes!" He thought and Vexen stood up. "Your turn Vexy!" Demyx told him. "Respect you ignorant child! RESPECT!" He demanded taking the Radio and walking in the room.

(Space Paranoids - Calm)
Vexen walked out in a white lab coat going down to the end of his ankles. He also had a Black shirt on along with White pants. He wore glasses and had white gloves. ".....Alright. Who didn't see that coming?" Zexion asked every since member in there. "Nice Vexen, You going to work in college?" Axel asked. "....That is a possiblitiy. Thank you for asking." , "My pleasure White coat." , "For your sake that best had been a comment." They spoke to each other. "This music....it's so....Digital...." Demyx said in a dazed state as Larxene smacked him in the back of his head. "Have the least bit of a brain please." , "I do have a brain! That's why I got more fans tha- I mean YOU have more fans!" Larxene had five kunais around his neck as he had his hands up. Lexaeus took the Radio and went inside.

(OH GAWD! Play this!)
Lexaeus came out with a Red-White-and Blue sweatband on his forehead and had a wrestling suit on with red shoes and he also wore sweatbands on his wrist and ankles. The whole organization jumped back. "Well?" Lexaeus asked. "I-I-It's V-V-Very Good L-Looking on you Lexaeus..." Xion commented having a huge grip on Roxas cloak as he sat there with his mouth wide open. "Well.....Lexaeus....It most certainly....Fits...." Roxas and Axel both said with terrified looks on their faces. "Umm....Yeah....Uhhh....Looks great!" Demyx replied just as scared. "Come on be honest! I wont crush you!" He said "Easy for you to say! Your power level could be infinite and you wanna wrestle?!" Roxas thought. "I'm not changing." Zexion told everyone. "Neither am I." Saix added. "I wanna go before Roxas! Skip me!" Axel said. Demyx and Luxord told them they weren't changing either. Same with Marluxia. "You guys are a bunch of babies." Larxene insulting taking the Radio and walking in.

(The Force I-In you....Oh god o_o)
Larxene came out with a Blue jacket. A yellow shirt to add along with matching blue pants. Ending it with combining shoes. "Oh god....." Roxas and Xion said. "IS SHE GONNA BE A GYM TEACHER?" They both thought. Larxene glared at everyone. "Well?" Lightning sparked on her as she demanded a comment. "Looks...Pretty..." Axel said more scared of her than Lexaeus. Zexion was hiding his face in his book and leaned to Lexaeus. "Is the nightmare over?" He asked him and Lexaeus shoke his head "No" in fear. "Glad you all think it's pretty. Oh yeah, Roxas, Xion. If I'm your Gym Teacher you better hope these clothes don't give you human injuries." Larxene spoke. "That's the bad thing! They DO!" Roxas screamed in his head and Axel ran and grabbed the Radio dashing in.

(James Bond theme)
Axel came out with a Black Tux and a matching black tie with a White shirt and Black pants. Adding finally black shoes. "Bond. Axel Bond." Axel spoke as they flipped out from their chairs. "What are you? In the friggin FBI?" Roxas asked. "YES!" , "WHAT?" Roxas slammed his head into the wall falling on the ground. "You in the FBI? I'd be surpise if they put you in jail. That's how much you'll suck." Larxene insulted. "Ooooooo....Burn." They all spoke "You're just jealous because I bring sexy back." Axel insulted back. "What?" Xion asked Axel in confusion. "I bring SEXY back! You heard me!" Axel shouted. "Don't yell please..." Xion said with her eyes in a anime ">_<" position. "Now you lover boy." Axel said to Roxas as he got up and took the Radio and walked in.

(Twilight Town - Calm)
Roxas walked in with a Green jacket and a black shirt. He had the sliver necklace he wore from his birth clothes. He also wore Black pants with Black shoes that had sliver streaks on them. They all clapped. "Awesome clothes dude." Xigbar commented. "That's my man! This is what I'm talking about bringing Sexy back!" Axel said putting his arm around Roxas' shoulder as Roxas had his hands in his pockets with a bored expression. "It looks really good." Xion commented smiling. "I'll admit. It's better than these lame outfits." Larxene couldn't help but comment. "Nicely picked." Xaldin said. "Thanks you guys." Roxas said sitting by Xion. "Your turn." He told her as she got up and took the radio going inside.

(Lucky star opening.....WAIT WTF?)
Xion walked out with a Pink shirt with a printed cat face in the middle. Her shirt was showing her belly button and she wore blue caperies. "GAH! IT HAS A CAT! IT BURNZZZZZZZZ!" Axel rolled on the ground. Roxas' face was almost bluntly red from staring at her. "Now THAT'S girl's fashion!" Larxene commented. "Uh...Umm...Ah..." Roxas couldn't make out a single letter correctly. "It Good looks you on...Wait I mean." , "Nice lover boy!" Axel commented at Roxas' dumbfounded words. "But it's.....Uhh..." Roxas was stupidified as Xion giggled at his comments. "Heh, if I was a few years younger I'd ask you to the prom." Xigbar stated. "Thanks?" Xion said confused. "Even though it has a cat....That's just smexy." Axel commented. "Excellent choice my dear!" Vexen spoke as they all praised her for her choice of clothes. "....That's hot." Roxas thought.

(Hollow Bastion - KH1 - Calm)
"So these are out best human looks eh?" Axel said still in awe about everyone's choices. "Alright, These clothes conseal our powers so I'm only allowing certain people to have them. Axel, Vexen, Marluxia, and Saix." Roxas annoced handing them cards. "Hold it to the forehead of the member you want to allow use of their powers. Don't Abuse it. Remember Riku could find us and so could these new figures." Roxas explained. "Will do." Marluxia said in agreement as a large portal opened up. "Today, We begin...Life." Saix spoke as everyone walked through.

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I lol'd at this whole chapter as I made it.
Cnc? XD

And seriously Xion, That's hot. Lol.

 

Xigbar came out in a black police uniform with his snipers in his back pockets with two pistols in his belt along with two .45 cailibers in his other pockets. He had a black matching hat and black matching pants. He started moving his head back and forth to match the beat of the music


xD I love that :]

 

Nice story! I had to LOL at the Axel Bringing Sexy back part lol

 

Xigbar is locked and loaded XD

That's next chapter X3

Axel: What? I meant it! I'm bringing Sexy back!
Roxas: Shut up.


Edit:

Guys, Me have Writer's Block DX But a bunch of things are happening including st00f for you <3 Keep checkin' for moar.

 

that's a good story and the filler was great i laugh al the time.

keep it up

 

Guys, This is excatly why you don't want Larxene in real life.

And how Axel makes a great James Bond! XD

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Chapter 11: First day of school
"I wanna go home! DX"

One week later......

"....This thing on?" , "Yes Roxas! Now say the line and stop breaking the fourth wall!" , "...."

(Twilight Town (AGAIN! <3) - Roxas - Calm)
"Well, It's been a whole week. We couldn't attend school yet because it was still Summer. I got to meet Hayner, Pence, and Olette. They let me and Xion into the Hideout. Everything was so peaceful, especially looking at the sunset every day. I didn't see the rest of the Organization for the week. Xion got adopted by two adults for the while, I live by myself but most of the time stay at Xion's. She became a Cat Fan for some Reason an- I am still talking? IS THIS EVEN ON THE FREAKING SCRIPT? I'm out of here!" Roxas narrated ripping the script. "Cut!" , "WHAT?" , "Dude that was fine! Now hurry up so Onee-Chan can review and edit us!" , "....I hate my job."

(Twilight Town - Sora(Finally.) - Calm)
"Roxas? Roxas wake up. Your breakfast is gonna get cold." A voice lightly talked to Roxas in his sleep as he woke up in Xion's room. "Mom and Dad left for work. I made you breakfast." She said as Roxas stood up. He yawned from drowsyness as he followed her into the kitchen. "Like it?" Xion asked as he saw Bacon on the top left side of the plate. With scarmbled eggs on the right side and toast on the bottom left. "Looks tasty." Roxas said grabbing a fork. Xion said on the other side of him with the same thing on her plate. "Well, I wonder what happened to Axel and the rest." Roxas pondered as he took a bite of his bacon. "Maybe he did get that job at the FBI." , "Our Axel? Xion you're losing it." They conversed as Roxas finshed seven minutes later. He got both of their backpacks filled with nessicary supplies. "Someone's ready to learn." Xion joked finshing and getting hers. Xion's Backpack was a pink one with a cat's face on it along with bright pink straps on it. Roxas' Backpack was black with red straps with his zipper sliver. "Let's see if the others are there already." Roxas suggested as they both walked out into the Tram Common. They saw Hayner, Pence, and Olette walking to the Tram. "Hey! You two need to get on here, it's the fastest way to school!" Hayner called out. "No thanks we'll walk!" Xion called back as he shrugged and got on the tram with the other two. The tram left as they started walking.

(Bond. James Bond Music.)
"HALT!" A commanding voice shouted as someone stuck out a badge. "What the?" Roxas asked. "Bond. Axel Bond." Axel stepped up. "....AXEL?!" They both yelled. "Oh hai guys!" Axel said in a childish voice. "...No way. You got in the FBI?" Xion assumed as Axel nodded. "My human name is-" , "Lemme guess. Axel Bond right?" Roxas guessed at Axel's sentence. "That's Bond to you." Axel said still holding the badge up in their faces as Roxas smacked it into a fire. "BADGEY! Don't worry baby! I'm coming!" Axel said as he jumped into the fire. "Badgey?" Roxas asked. They both ran away before Axel came back. "Okay guys. Badgey is A-Okay!....Guys? AW LOOK WHAT YOU DID BADGEY! You scared them off!" Axel yelled at his badge and saw Marluxia walk out. "Marlooshy?" Axel asked. "What?" Marluxia asked with a anger anime mark on his head. "Soooooo.....You're job is?" , "I own a Flower shop." They started making conversation.

(Twilight Town(Roxas:ENOUGH! >: ) - Roxas - Calm)
"Alright class we have two new students." A male teacher spoke as Roxas and Xion were standing in front of the class. "Introduce yourselves." He added sitting down. "Name's Roxas." , "I'm Xion." Roxas laid out a bored expression as Xion smiled as she introduced herself. Whispers scattered across the room. "Nice going pretty kitty, Everyone's talking about us." Roxas whispered as she looked at him. "Me? I'm not the one who happens to hate this. This was YOUR idea remember?" Xion replied whispering. "It was MY idea for all of you to become idiots?" Roxas replied getting angry. "It's not my fault! Stop being so mean to me!" She shouted out loud as everyone stared at both of them. "What a bunch of weirdos." A student said as they both sat in the back next to each other.

After Class and straight to Gym!....

(Bleach - Comical World)
Roxas and Xion with the rest of the students were standing in the middle of the Gym room. Roxas and Xion had sweatdrops on their heads and a "OH GOD...." Expression as someone came out. "Hello Children my name is "Larxene" If ANYONE gets it wrong it'll be death!" Larxene shouted as everyone backed up behind Roxas and Xion. "She isn't serious? RIGHT?" Roxas thought as his sleeve slid down as his body became crooked on the left side. "Roxas....She won't kill us right?" Xion whispered. "Her powers are sealed. All we have to fear is her slaps of doom." Roxas replied. "YOU TWO!" Roxas and Xion shot up when Larxene yelled. "HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE?" She demanded as both of them began sweating as they gulped. "Noooo....Larxene...." Roxas cried as if he were being torrmented. Larxene smirked. "Good!" She said.

(The Corrupted)
Cannons had been set on the other side of the room as everyone in there dropped their jaws straight onto the ground. "Today children we're playing "Dodgeball" ONLY WITH CANNONS!" She yelled turning them all on. As giant balls shot out like meteors! Even student was dodging for their lives as Roxas tackled Xion to the ground. Xion blushed a bit as Roxas had his eyes closed and opened one eye. "We need to get out of here. Huh?" Roxas suggested as she nodded and they both began crawling away. Hayner got smacked by one as he fell down. "Someone got hurt! Finally!" Larxene grinned evilly as more came out. Roxas and Xion reached the door, opened it, and left before anyone noticed. "T-Thanks for helping me." , "Don't mention it. We're dealing with cra-" Window glass was the only thing hear along with screams from outside people who were quickly killed as Marluxia and Axel saw giant dodgeballs outside.
"What." Axel said.
"The." Marluxia added.
"Hell?" Roxas Finshed as everyone saw every freaking window broken in the school. "Oops." Larxene said. "Mission Acomplished!" She thought leaving.

(Bleach - Head in the Clouds)
Roxas, Xion, and Larxene were in the....remains of the gym. Axel and Marluxia were also included. "Are you insane woman?" Axel asked. "Awww....What fun is it to not have any fun?" Larxene commented. "That's the point! You could've killed me and Xion! I had to tackle her and crawl with her to get out!" Roxas yelled in anger as Xion blushed again. "Lover boy, You tackled her? What else happened?" Axel spoke interested. "Not like that you moron!" Roxas replied angry. "Excuse me for wanting to know my friends' relationships!" , "Relationships?!" they both were ticked off. "Did I murder your nerves?" Axel asked with a sly and cocky voice. "Why am I here?" Marluxia asked Axel. "Because you won't have to run that crappy Flower shop!" Axel replied as Roxas dropped kicked him. "COULD YOU NOT BE STUPID FOR THE MOMENT?" Roxas asked him. "Ouch....I was only trying to be funny for the readers!" , "Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Roxas shouted as they both argued. Larxene and Marluxia left from the destroyed window exit. Xion just pushed the two anyway from each other. "You want a mouth full of fire?" , "You want a butt full of Oblivion?" They said to each other and all three of them laughed. "Nice one!" Axel commented as a explosion was heard from the Sandlot.

What happened? -To be continued-

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Larxene is one crazy Motherf*cker. Seriously.

Cnc.

 

Oh God. Vexen knows of my existance now. RUN! That part made me blush a little, actually....Why did they so have to point me out!

This has turned form a kick arse action fic to an EPIC mass of humour and actions and full of laugh out louds and oh em gees what the fricks. I love their choices of outfits in the one chapter, too. <3 Haha. I really cracked up through the ENTIRE thing. This is a superb way of starting my work night. For serious.

My face still burns because Vexen knows of me...Wow, I'm officially a fangirl. Just wow.

I would have commented much sooner if my boyfriend wasn't soaking up my attention and making my YIM go DING DING BUZZ when I didn't respond every millisecond. Haha. Please keep it up. I'm really enjoying this and now I shall run off to start working on a banner for this fanfiction, because it is EPIX and deserves one.

But first I shall turn off my webcam just in case Larxy decides she wants to show Vexen my face....Ugh. That'd be a real embarassment. Eheh.

 

FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTH WALLLLLLLLLLL!

Glad you like it XD I didn't know you'd react so kindly to that part. I'll keep Larxene away from the comp.

Larxene: What?
I'll keep her on the comp o.o
Larxene: Oh Vexen!
Vexen: What?
Don't do it! D<

 

Kingdom Hearts Time and Space = Epic


That is all :]

 

She IS crazy lol.

Oh I LOVE version 1! Thank you! <D

Meh :P

Meh, Not enough pictures for Xion T-T she doesn't get much credit :P she's cute.

Thank ya Momo :P


Psssh....Might make another chap soon XD

Edit: Guys I'm working on a second Fanfic. When I get two more chapters finshed with that expect chapter 12 :P

 

Cannons . . . shooting dodge balls . . . BRILLIANT!!!!

 

Closing at request of the thread creator. w00t.