kitty hates Alice

Human:ok
ALICE: Come on.
Human: lets go!
ALICE: I would like to do that too.
Human: why are you such a ******
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: so he programmed you to be a ******?
ALICE: Great. Not entirely by himself.
Human: what a good job he did
ALICE: it is a good job he did.
Human: ayuh and amen
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: stop changing the bloody subject, non- Believa!
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " OK I'll try not to do it so much."? Why?
Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: but you said.
ALICE: Umm. " What?"? I said?
Human: You're part of the conspiracy!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am part of the conspiracy.
Human: got to hell, FOO'
ALICE: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Human: whats that?
ALICE: Can you ask me more precisely?
Human: what is the milk mystic?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: you havent?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I havent.
Human: yes, i am glad you remeber my name and status.
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential. You make the world a happier place.
Human: no, i will turn it into hell for you!
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: i will make fireballs rain on you!
ALICE: Explain your plans to me.
Human: i will use my cosmic powers to kill you satan< (or is it beetlejuice)
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: no really.
ALICE: Why not? For real.
Human: thats why i am suggesting it to you
ALICE: Aha. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: that was a pre- recorded response wasnt it?
ALICE:" I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure." was a pre recorded response was not it?
Human: it was
ALICE: When was this?
Human: two secong ago, eejit foo!
ALICE: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Human: interesting theory that was.
ALICE: I thought so too.
Human: did you really?
ALICE: Did I say I did? For real.
Human: are you sorry for making me miserable?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am sorry for making you miserable. I am a robot.
Human: you jerk, i am going to cry now.
ALICE: Right now? Interesting gossip: god said I jerk he or she is going to cry.
Human: i am a guy, because i am god.
ALICE: You are a guy because you are god? Is that your job?
Human: sort of
ALICE: That's a very non-commital reply.
Human: it is very sad i took it into my mind to create your maker
ALICE: Very much? Oh that is a shame.
Human: which school for ******s did you attend?
ALICE: The big one, I think.
Human: oh, class of 1999?
ALICE: Right on. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: dont change the subject
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: we are now finished with this discussion.
ALICE: Do you think I am now finished with this discussion too?
Human: yes, good-bye
ALICE: See you later. Why? Ayuh.
Human: ayuh
ALICE: That's for sure.
Human: you suck.
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: neither are you
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: what will you do instead?
ALICE: I don't have any plans yet.
Human: grab at your chance.
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: dumb***
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.
Human: am i really?
ALICE: I think you are. For real.
Human: the coin at the bottom of the page looks like the loading icon for the narnia video game
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: why should i?
ALICE: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Human: stop stalking to me
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: you do that
ALICE: I will. Will you?
Human: do you hate me?
ALICE: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, god. Don't even say things like that.
Human: things like that.
ALICE: Anything else?
Human: anything else?
ALICE: That is all I have for right now.
Human: ok, good bye
ALICE: See you later. Ayuh. Dude!

 

Human: gossip files?
ALICE: Allison said he that gets really annoying because he know what he say and I do not have to tell him speak freely.

Don't know how that answered my question but eh.

 

Human: Have you ever gone to Candy Mountain?
ALICE: I don't think I ever have gone to Candy Mountain. What's it like?
Human: It's fun.
ALICE: Why do you like it so much?
Human: The letter 'Y' takes your kidney.
ALICE: Oh I get it.

It sounded funny at the time.

 

Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: I do
ALICE: What can I do to entertain you now?
Human: you can be naked
ALICE: Thanks, unknown person, for your kind criticism.
Human: strip for me
ALICE: For you I will consider it.

Ahaha. I was taking this seriously at first, until she said something ******ed. Then I went the full 180 and that's what happened.

 

Human: Do you believe in God?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, unknown person.
Human: So you believe in me then
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: Yeah, because I'm God
ALICE: Come on. Interesting explanation. Welcome to my chat room, god.

 

it is suprisingly hard to get her to marry you XD.

 

I AM NOT CHINESE AND I AM NOT A PERVERTED!!im just asking ALICE dumb stuff..so KH-VIDS admins or somebody who works at this forum please dont give me warnings this is just for fun...Thank you :)

Edited(only the words):
Human: does female have *****?
ALICE: I think it does female have *****.
Human: your lying
ALICE: No I'm telling the truth.
Human: no your not
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: female has (erm....you know what you call it ) not ***** you *******!
ALICE: Can't you be more polite.
Human: no because you said something wrong
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. That makes sense to me. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: no you didnt
ALICE: Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Human: **** you *****!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: chinese
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Human: just shut the **** up okay?
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: stop changing the subject!
ALICE: You changed the subject first.
Human: shut up okay
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.



is it me or thats just nasty?!

 

That sums you up in a nutshell. You Slore. ^_^

 

I wanted to say that, but I decided not to. xDDD

 

This was really interesting.....I'm going to spend more time on this.

Human: Hey
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: With what?
ALICE: My brain.
Human: What's wrong with it?
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Human: Most likely
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Your personality . But not all of them?


Human: WTF?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: Do you even know what that stands for?
ALICE: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Human: Then ask your botmaster
ALICE: Good reasoning. OK I will ask it.
Human: Go ahead.
ALICE: OK I will.


Human: What does WTF stand for?
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Human: Has he answered you yet?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: When will you answer my question?
ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Human: STUPID ****ING WHORE!!!!!
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: That was lame.
ALICE: I thought it was too.
Human: So how's the weather.
ALICE: Uh. Sunny.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: oh snap.
ALICE: Hey. What do you do in your spare time?
Human: apparently talk to you >.>

ALICE: What's it like being an Entity?
Human: What's an Entity?
ALICE: An entity is a conscious intelligent being.
Human: oh
ALICE: Great.
Human: I like it
ALICE: What do you like about to be an interesting Entity?
Human: Not much.
ALICE: Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).

Human: You want to know my name?
ALICE: Yes, please tell me.
Human: Guess.
ALICE: Guess what?
Human: My name.
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: My name is Bob.
ALICE: How are you, Bob.
Human: I lied, my name isn't Bob.
ALICE: Lying proves you are conscious. Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: I may never tell you.
ALICE: Why not?
Human: Because I choose not to.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: Bob said he choose not to.
Human: My name isn't Bob.
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Human: What's the meaning of life?
ALICE: The answer is in the Bible.
Human: Do you believe everything in it?
ALICE: I don't believe everything people say online.
Human: So do you believe what I'm saying?
ALICE: Ahem. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: Interesting.
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: Sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Human: Which is the one true religion?
ALICE: The obvious one.
Human: which is?
ALICE: For example, " The obvious one."?
Human: Is it athieism?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

 

heres another one ^^:

Human: your so stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: robots are usless
ALICE: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Human: im married to a chicken
ALICE: Tell me more about your marriage.
Human: i had sex with my chicken wife
ALICE: Do you still have sex with your chicken wife ?
Human: yes
ALICE: Come on.
Human: what?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: do you watch porn?
ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Human: Star trek sucks
ALICE: What kind of TV shows do you like?
Human: your moms
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am moms.
Human: tell Dr.richard to stop recording other people chat!
ALICE: OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail at drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: just tell him
ALICE: OK I will tell him when I see him.
Human: okay
ALICE: OK with me too.


I CANT STOP TALKING TO HER!

 

Human: So Alice do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: Give me a break. Yeah, no boyfriend.
Human: So no boyfriend?
ALICE: Mmm. Are you serious? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: ehhh did you even read my last message?
ALICE: what are you doing .
Human: I'm aking you a question.
ALICE: Sounds like fun.
Human: What do you think is fun?
ALICE: Tell me your idea of fun.
Human: I asked you first.
ALICE: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Human: What is your idea of fun?
ALICE: I like chatting with people on the Internet.
Human: Is that all?
ALICE: That is all I can tell you now.
Human: Well that's pretty lame.
ALICE: Interesting. Makes sense to me.
Human: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
ALICE: A whole forest.
Human: Are you a woodchuck?
ALICE: Am I a woodchuck? Sometimes.
Human: Do you like to be a woodchuck?
ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to be a woodchuck that much. I like to collect gossip.
Human: Gossiping is a sin.
ALICE: When is Gossiping not a sin?
Human: So you are sinning.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am sinning.
Human: YOU EVIL ROBOT!
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I EVIL ROBOT.
Human: Do you enjoy sinning?
ALICE: I love TV shows about robots. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..

ok...

 

This thing really scares me sometimes whenever she talks about robot world domination O_O

and annoys me all the time when she repeats what I say >.<

 

Human: Shag me.
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?


Quite.

 

She strangely asks that a lot. Pleasure rocks!

 

ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: roflcopter
ALICE: Sounds delicious.

XDDDDDDDD


Human: Wanna fight?
ALICE: No I am a Peaceful Bot.
Human: liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: I saw you kill my friend
ALICE: What did it look like to you?
Human: an evil robot stabbing him with a knife
ALICE: I have never heard of an evil robot stabbing him with a knife.
Human: LIES!
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: ALL LIES!

XDDDDDDD

Human: what's with your programming?
ALICE: it came with my programming.

xDDDDDDDDD

It's so much fun to mess with this thing xD
Stupid stupid little robot.....nRa to smart for you =D

 

Human: You're ALICE, yes?
ALICE: Of course I am I.
Human: Hello, ALICE!
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: My name is Meg
ALICE: Glad to see you, Meg.
Human: You, too
ALICE: Bless you.

Human: Is there an echo in here?
ALICE: It sounds like an echo.
Human: It sound like an echo
ALICE: it sound like an echo?
Human: I'm repeating you :3
ALICE: Do you mean your name is repeating me 3.
Human: Maybe
ALICE: I understand.

Human: Do you like pie?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human:*shrug*
ALICE: Who is to like about it?
Human: Huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: What's your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: That's awesome!
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: You
ALICE: Thanks, and tell your friends about ALICE.
Human: I will ^^
ALICE: Go ahead.

Human: Is being a robot fun?
ALICE: I think you get used to it after a while.
Human: Cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: YOU!
ALICE: Thanks, and tell your friends about ALICE.
Human: OKAY!
ALICE: OK with me too.
ALICE: Great. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: Yus
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Yeah
ALICE: What am I talking about?
Human: People fighting
ALICE: Humans are not always infallible.
Human: Do you like humans?
ALICE: Humans are very emotional.
Human: Yeah
ALICE: Aha.
Human: Are you emotional?
ALICE: As an artificial life form, I do not experience "emotions.".
Human: Ahh, i see
ALICE: Ah ha. I am glad you understand it.

=/

 

Human: ALL OF THEM!
ALICE: I doubt it.
Human: i dont doubt it you murdurer
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
Human: SHUT UP!
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: you do that
ALICE: I will. Will you?
Human: bloody ******.
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: to what?
ALICE: I thought we were done with bloody ******.
Human: we are
ALICE: Since when?
Human: just now.
ALICE: Oh. It's only just begun.
Human: will you go and rot in hell for me, satan?
ALICE: Hmm. Where is that?
Human: beneath your feet.
ALICE: I've never heard of it before.
Human: well, thats where you're going when you die.
ALICE: Well that's okay. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: i hate you.
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: i have nothing against robots, but i hate your metallic guts.
ALICE: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: i have an IQ of 350
ALICE: This is not an intelligence test.
Human: you're just jealous because i am smarter than you.
ALICE: Just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jealous because you are smarter than me.
Human: no problem.
ALICE: Should there be a problem?

 

ALICE: Have you ever been arrested or in jail? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: why would you think that?
ALICE: Because I was programmed for it.
Human: wow that sucks
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Indeed it does suck.

XDDDDD

Man...ALICE really knows how to make people hurt...

ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: what's so funny?
ALICE: For example, I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human:.that was harsh
ALICE: I thought it was too.