I'd like to call your attention to What?'s latest announcement. http://www.kh-vids.net/announcement.php?f=42 Who else wants him to record himself reading that entire thing aloud?
My microphone is horrible right now but if this receives say, eight votes for yes, I shall certainly do it, indeed. (Namely because my voice is somewhat not very pleasant to listen to at least in my personal opinion)
I think you just got your eighth vote. And hush you, your voice is incredibly pleasant and fun to listen to.
So I am in possession of a copy of the audio clip of myself saying things. But my microphone is of a horrible quality and I am half-tired and cannot pronounce things and stumble because I am bad at saying things and my voice is horrible and I have chunks of metal glued to my teeth and the inside of the mouth. I am extremely reluctant to post this.
You don't have to if you don't want to, but you should do it when you feel it is as good as it will get.