Last Person To Post III

Chris...what are you doing?

 

He's posting delicious, delicious RAoD

 

And I will be an elephant~

BBRRRGH

 

*kicks open door* Guys! You won't believe what just happened!

 

If we won't believe it then there is no point in telling us. Kick the door closed now.

 

This is no time for your foolishness Steven!

 

But he's quite right.

 

...Do you want to hear the f(guitar riff)ing story or what?

 

Delicious what now?

 

RAoD

Raocow/AoD

 

Guys, my brother just came into my room saying he had a pet for me. Then gave me a glass with a tiny spider in it. Quite cute really, except now I'm randomly holding it and staring at it, trying to figure out what to do with it. Suggestions? I'm thinking chuck it out the window.

Oh and I've had my hair cut today. ^^

 

How big is the spider?

Speaking of hair cuts, I need one soon as well.

 

Tiny. Like 8mm?

 

Kill it. Suffer not the xeno to live.

 

Nah, I'm not that evil. It's hardly moved a mm since I got it. Window it is.

 

BIU tell me your story, I'm interested.

Midny, I would keep it for a bit, teach it poetry and then let it free so it can go home and teach all it's friends poetry, then you can make a choir of talented spider poets.

Chris, What is that? O.o

FF, Stabbing is never fun amirite?

Kelly, *slaps*

 

; . ; i am hurt.

 

'Kay.

Very well.

Spoiler

Once apon a time there once was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, and being the hero type person he was, wanted to marry the Chapter Master's daughter.

So he went up to the palace and the guard naturally enquired "Who goes there?", to which he replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?" asked the guard, with a not unconsiderable amount of awe in his voice.

"Yes, I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter," replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage."

The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III."

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast.

On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass"

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later.

On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike.

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace".

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike, can I marry your daughter now?"

"Sure."

Greatest. Idea. Ever.

 

44. 44 times you repeated that one line. That was epic, I want to meet this black and white space marine on a black and white bike and I want to see if his wife is sexy.

 

It is my favourite pairing of all time