Last Person To Post III

ohwell~

maybe we can have another porn night o:

 

I saw Super 8 and it was creepy/cool/epic/extra terrestrial! •3•

 

I would say something,

but I wrote about this in your post Cat.

 

Pigeons !!! 8D

 

Me and Machi just had the most epic fight session online.


EVER.

 

Giraffes !!!!

 

I like the zoo too.

 

I like naming off the animals at the zoo do you ?

 

No.

I like eating them.

 

Ah I see o - o well I just like looking at them, yet the Penguins do look sorta tasty. Its tempting, tempting. . . 8D

 

Of course they're tasty.

They're like Oreo birds.

 

But Zookeeper looks pretty stupid.

 

So you make Oreos by slapchopping penguins?

 

Zoo's are good,

but Zookeepers are a completely different story.

Yes .

 

For some reason I don't remember ever seeing the Zookeepers at the zoo . . .

 

They're probably with the animals doing things that shouldn't be done when you're not looking.

 

The only thing close to seeing a actual zookeeper was the zookeepers on my zoo tycoon game. Which sucked because they would ignore caring for some of my animals and then run off and get stuck in some random corner walking around in circles.

 

Ha ha. Fail.

 

OMG OMG OMG OMG

GUYS

I HAVE A PONYTAIL!!!!!

>w<!

OMG IM SO HAPPY!

 

You have a pony tail?? Awesome. My hairs just gone short so I can't really have one.

Oh and challenge, figure this out:

Spoiler

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow, Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!