Last Person To Post III

Is it bad that I laughed?

 

Since there's been a incredibly large lack of Dahlia for a while now. I'm a gonna leave this here

 

Malicious Genocide says
Use face****
Riskown . says
*FURRY BALLS's FACE**** did 4 damage!
*RISK: 430/434 HP
use facerape
*RISK's FACERAPE did 6867 damage!
*FURRY BALLS: 0/431 HP
*RISK's DEF mod rose by 1!
*Congratulations, Riskown ., you've defeated the opponent!
*You earned 891 money.
n_n

 

If any pokemon used facerape then that would damage the innocent it brings ;-;

 

*kicks open door* Greetings, burnitup here. Sorry that I haven't been around; business... keeps me busy. If you are upset by this then please leave your name and social security for processing- err, I mean identification. Once I have comfirmed that you are a valuable specimen and worth my time, I will personally track you down. Attempting to flee would ill advised. Other wise my assistant will return your call.

Catch you later. Hehehe. In more than one way.

 

Come back... and bring Pizza. I'm hungry ^^

 

(This is like my first post here...)
*brings Pizza*
Someone called for the food of my ancestors?!
*is part Italian* XD

 

Eveeeeeryone. I'm so happeh.

 

WOOOOOOOOO! PIZZA! What flavour? Italien flavour? That's my favourite :3

Yes, post here more often Bushy, with your new name that no longer tells us the year you were born.

@Kelly, why so happy? ^^

 

Hello, Ienzo. Look at your man, back to me. Now back to your man, NOW back to me. Sadly he isn't me but if he stop using fail and started using awesome he could post like me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a volcano with the man your man could post like. What's in your hand? I have it, its a piece of pizza from that brand you love. Look again, the pizza is now diamonds! Anything is possible when your man starts using awesome and not inferior human DNA! I'm eating rockets. *takes a RPG to the face*

 

I miss the old spice guy ;-; He was love.

 

I don't use fail.
I use manly spirit!
*puts on Kamina glasses* JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
Also...
speaking of fail.
THE GAME! rockets were duds.
You're a faker trying to impress my woman by eating none-explosive arms of explodyness!
...
*eats a nuclear war-head*
oops... I should have sterilised that first.. :/

 

I have no idea whys. le gasp.

 

So do I, Ienzo. But I still believe... I believe in the awesome and in the purity of the badass.

Bob: But you have lost faith in yourself...

Me: Only in what I see, old friend... only in what I see...

Bushy... I'm not some shonen hero's romantic rival, do you really think that I, burnitup, would go through that whole speech if there was the slighest chance of you topping me? Well guess what... it doesn't matter...

*pulls out a portable black hole generator* CAUSE I THOUGHT OF A WAY TO BEAT YOU! ...Thirty five minutes ago!

 

Bushy Brow needs no more awesome, for he would implode otherwise.

*hugs Bushy* You'll have fun when the nuclear war head passes through your system :3 Also

I JUST LOST TEHHH GAME!!!

 

Oh yeah!
*eats your portable black hole launcher*
I thought of a way to beat your 'thought of a way of beating me'. Exactly 2356minutes, and 3.1404i309-ui-039 seconds ago!
*The black hole appears in my stomach and is then digested*
...I need more Lemon Pledge!
Not just for messy situations... but abaj, the pizza will get cold.
*rides off on Rider's horse of super doom, while singing the 'Look at my Horse' song.

*hugged before leaving on the awesome horse of awesome-ness*

 

Rider has a pegasus not a horse. Also, I suspected you'd do that, so I rigged it with explosives. *detonates explosives* Thus says the Lord of Awesome, burnitup.

 

Oh shiiiiii-, things just got real *eats pizza*