Last Person To Post III

Indeed. This will be the greatest cock fight battle in the history of the world since that time Jesus fought Sir Francis Drake in the barb wire steel chicken coop cage match.

Rider is awesome.

 

But what did you rig with explosives
The pegasus, or the horse? ;)
Why do you think I didn't specify! Huzzah!
My plan worked.
...
Wait... this isn't a parachute!
It's the remains of the old server!
*falls to the ground but lands on a giant chicken*
Now you have to face my super noble steed!
CLUCKY!

 

Hmm... Very well. *pulls out a knife and cuts my own arm* By the Worm Eye that bleeds in all the dark places, by the wound that never heals... I summon you, Bloodthirster, from the darkest depths of the Warp!

*Bloodthirster appears leading a whole army of daemons and attacks bushy and Clucky: http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/3/3a/Blood_Thirster.JPG *

Yes! Let the blood flow! I and I alone, will be Khorne's chosen... his favoured acolyte and prime among his champions! And on that day when the Titan is mine, you will all worship me as you do the Gods! Once the Titan is mine, I will crush entire suns in the palm of my hand. I will stride down the halls of the Heathen Emperor and I will grind him and the Golden Throne of Terra between my iron fingers! More! More blood... for the BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

 

... That is one huuge cock.......rel

 

Roosters are cocks, Ienzo. He's on a chicken.

 

But then the joke wouldn't work. I made his chicken male >>

 

*Jumps down a plughole and appears inside Burnitup's brain*
Oh... so this is where it leads...
Hmm... Why don't we call it a truce?
Before all the awesome we muster together creates a parado-
*farts out the earlier digested black hole*
Oops... brain fart.

*winks*

 

The orinal post say 'chicken' and the quotes say 'chicken' there for he doesn't have a huge cock. Only a huge chicken.

You are now in burnitup's brain. Death will arrive shortly. Please stay put.

 

I are MODERATOR! I shall use my post editing powers... virtually, and make them all men!

 

*Evaporates to the other side of the forum, to return to last person to post later*
**Also takes Burnitup's dignity while I'm at it**
***Winks at Enzy again and gives her enough Pizza to last a lifetime before actually leaving***
****Clucky was a boy... the doctors looked at 'things' wrong.****

 

That's cheating. And favoritism. Do you hate me Ienzo?

*walks in* Oh hey, I see you beat my Burn-bot. Nice work.

 

Of course not ;-; I think you are epic BIU, I must protect my husband though.

And YAY! Lifetime pizza, would you like some burnitup? Anyone else want some? I have lots.

 

I'm a tree whoar.

 

Hmm, I have an idea.

Yes please.

We know.

 

This thread is about to go bai bai ;~;
So feel free to slow down and do whatever it is you do when you're NOT FINISHING THIS THREAD SO FAST.
thank you.

BTW: hai.

 

Wait... The threads finishing? what do you mean its last call?! I just got here!

 

There's still more than 200 posts to go.

 

Oh...