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My old Phys Ed class?


There's nothing worse than that.

 

what about that when youre ill? D:

THE HORROR!

 

We are living our lives~

 

*insert "What chu talkin about, Willis?" video here*


Being sick is amazing. It gives me an excuse to throw up after I eat.

 

First, ew. Second, how about

Spoiler

 

I am posting.

/relurk

 

Hun, try making me laugh.

I'm dying to see your sense of humor.

 

A man walks into a convenience store and asks to buy some contraceptives for his daughter. The clerk asks him, "Oh; sir, is your daughter sexually active?" The man replies, "Nope. She just lays there, just like my wife."

 

That is disturbing and wrong. Never do stand up. Ever.

 

That's certainly better than mine:


A giraffe walks into a bar and collapses on the floor. The bartender says while pointing at the giraffe, "What's that lyin over there?" and another person at the bar says "That's not a lion that's a giraffe."

 

This is one of the oldest jokes I know of. Allow me to rebuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

He was hoping to get run over by a car, to end his miserable life at the farm. He couldn't take one more day awaiting his death by the farmer, so he tried to commit suicide in hopes of killing himself so the farmer didn't have the pleasure of doing it himself.


Or just simply to get to the other side.

 

Hope you don't mind, I'm using this next time someone asks.

What's black and white and red all over?

 

That only works when spoken, since 'red' and 'read' are said the same way. A book or a newspaper.

Also... 404: Page Not Found.

 

Go ahead, but you still have to credit me.

 

Nope! Penguin in a blender.

 

... Touché.

 

Zebra in a wood chipper?

 

Morning LP2P.

 

Too many answers. Riddles are only valid if there is one correct answer.

Morning.