Last post wins

*slaps with steak back and forth* this is fun.

 

*Takes freakingly longerer sword*

 

*pulls out worlds biggest steak and slaps with it* how awkward is this? im hitting you with a steak.

 

I'm not a vampire...
I'm a HEARTLESS VAMPIRE!!!
BWUHAHAHAHA!!!
Instead of blood i take hearts

 

yay i dont have a heart anyway so BLECH!

 

Don't worry...I keep blood as desert

 

damn. that suks.

 

I still need more hearts though

 

in the mean time *slaps OWH with ALMIGHTY STEAK*

 

...I GOT ENOUGH HEARTS!!! Time for some blood...

 

*slaps with ALMIGHTY STEAK*

 

Your steak has no effect on me

 

*slaps with AMIGHTY STEAK* i know but its fun.

 

I Win!!!!!!!!!!!

 

sorry but the almighty steak won't let u do dat.

 

I'm the key of the twilight

 

and i am 'Someone from the dark', 'The sworn enemy of ProLucrecia', and 'The Wielder of the Almighty Steak'

 

....*Data Drains*

 

im hungry.

 

I love you