Lego Fun Snacks

When you eat them,
[you'll sh-t bricks.]

 

Stomach acids.

There, I just poked a whole in your gelatinous logic.

 

You would still defecate something that is relatively comprised of the substances that made up the Legos. Though of course, I doubt it would be in the shape of a brick.

Unless you were constipated.

 

I digested a lego once. It wasn't fun.