I use the dark skin. B| I don't see how he's a troll though. I could think of a few bigger trolls of the top of my head. D:
Before he wrote the Series of Unfortunate Events, he used the Nom de Plume "Lemony Snicket" to write angry letters to newspapers, pretending to be absolutely furious at trivial subjects printed in said newspaper.
http://www.reference.com/browse/Lemony Snicket Here's a link to where I read about it, but I can't actually find any of the actual letters. Look under "Name Origin"
He actually wrote a book called Adverbs under his real name, Daniel Handler, which was really excellent. <3 And it featured one of my favorite songs~
But you have not met him. And there have been far 'bigger' trolls. I may let you know when I find them again; names lost in the wind.