Let's see YOUR random skills!

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  1. EraserRain Banned

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    i wanna add somthing!!!



    Axel and roxas are on a roof and roxas is about to jump!!!

    Axel: Roxas!!! listen to me!!!I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

    Roxas: *in squeaky voice* THATS NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!*fingers him*MY REAL MOM LETS ME GO OUT CLUBING AS LATE AS I WANT!!!!

    Axel: *grabs lightsaber* why u lil!!!

    Axel cuts off roxas'es middle finger!!!!

    Roxas: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    Axel: Roxas no!!!!!!!

    Roxas falls off and dies

    Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Axel wakes up and finds out its been a dream

    Axel: wha???

    Roxas walks in!

    Roxas: Axel!! we havent found any nobodies of mass destruction!!

    Axel: *waves hand* you have found nobodies of mass destruction!!

    Roxas: *Waves* uh......hi.... no we havent...

    Axel: *waves hand* u have....

    Roxas: are u ok?

    Axel: *waves hand* bring me a taco!

    Roxas: yes sir!! *runs away to get taco*

    Axel: heheh Tacos rule!!!
     
  2. Blanc Destiny Islands Resident

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    Hey. Does anyone have a good video game topic for a faction on a different site that I am starting.
     
  3. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    ...............

    UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........................................~

    Cheat Codes? =D;
     
  4. Blanc Destiny Islands Resident

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    Hmmm....maybe, but I dont really know any cheat codes or anything to do with secret stuff like that.
     
  5. naminestwinsister Destiny Islands Resident

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    i like chocolate milk
    i like cereal
    i like potatoes
    i oike cookies
    i like radioactive lama pie with a chip and a half

    tails doll curse get people to send you their encounters with the tails doll the curse from sonic R
     
  6. Very Berry Gummi Ship Junkie

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    OnE wOrD : Octopous!!!
     
  7. Mielé Banned

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    I EATS A NUTELLA TOAST DIS AMORNING AND AND AND I SAWZ A CAPTIAN SHANKS! - Desi

    RICE BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    ...Dude...like...no.

    I got slammed into a locker today.
    My wrist isn't getting any better.
    I HAD MEAT FOR DINNER. =D
     
  9. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    I have a rat named Harry.

    But he's really bald. D=
     
  10. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    HOWL! SEVEN DAYS TO THE WOLVES! >D

    I can't feel my hands. :3

    GOD FOXXIE THAT THAR IS SOME HORRIBLE NEWS!

    ...
    I wish I still had my Ninja. After he ate the Powerpuff Girls my mom made me let him go in the park near my house. ;_;
     
  11. Very Berry Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Peanut Butter Jelly

    and......................












    Bananas
     
  12. Forever Love Life Without Limits

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    Catch a falling star...
    and put it in your pocket..
    Never let it fade awayyyyy.

    XD
     
  13. OrginizationXIII Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'm going to shoot you!

    He he he....
     
  14. Blanc Destiny Islands Resident

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    Does anyone have anything for the name. Anything video game related.
     
  15. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    That's random, but like...not in the thread sense. xDD

    If you're looking for something, make a thread. ^^

    I'm listening to DDR music. 8D
     
  16. KATACHI IS KING!! Hollow Bastion Committee

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    i like to hold my tongue and sing jingle bells
     
  17. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    That's special. :3
    But so am I. xDD

    I'm debating whether or not to take my wrist brace off. It's starting to itch like crazy, but if I take it off, I'll probably have to wear it another day. D=

    My mom's watching show on leopards.
    ._.
     
  18. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    Eh-hem...

    *taps microphone*

    OOOOOOOOOOH...!~

    Everybody's gotta water buffalo! =D
    Yours is fast but mine is slow!
    Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,
    But everybody's got a water buffalo-
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!~

    I took my water buffalo to da store!
    Got his head stuck in the door!
    Oh, put some water bean on the floor,
    Cuz everybody--

    *brick't*

    X.x;
     
  19. DoomDen Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Random?!

    Random?!
    Random?!
    Random?!
    Random?!

    No, I can't be random.
     
  20. Quiet Elegy This is the death of beauty.

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    ZOMG the kitty was a purdy kitty full of magical goodness and killing muderious intent! POTATOES SMALL LIKE FLOWERS THAT SMELL LIKE POTATOES THAT SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE UNICORNS! lol me like pie, me like pie. ENGRISH! the clam before the storm. WTFZOMGBBQKFC!!!!!!!!!! Ish was a amazing sight that 'splosion. GET OFF ME LAWN YE HOOLIGANS! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy






























    lol. pie.































    meow? arf? rawr? moo? ZOMFG WE R ALL GOIN TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!one!!111!!oneoneone!1shift+1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cookies

    sugar hyper much
    not at all
    ORYL?
    pfft, don't say that to you!
    oh yea, talk to the hand bish
    did you just call you a bish
    uh huh, what you gonna do about it?
    I'll just have to go balistic and rip up some poor helpless stuffed animal
    what?
    I duuno, random thought of the moment?
    hah yea.
    well we should probably end this chat
    I do so quite agree me
    shall I escort me to the funny farm?
    oh just calling it the loony bin or the mental institute is fine
    alright.

    MWHAHAHAHAHAHA O________________o teletubie axel? OMG! *ded*


    *phenoix down*

    lol me ish living!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    "gather round ye lads and lasses sey ye for a while,
    and harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
    Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone,
    and lift our voices in another Irish drinkin' song.


    Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox,
    me brother drank the whiskey 'till he wound up in a box.
    Me other brother in the troubles met with his demise,
    me sister has forever closed her smilin' Irish eyes.


    (Chorus)

    Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
    we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
    We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
    then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.


    Ken was killed in Killkinney, Claire she died in Clares,
    Tip in Tipperary died out in the dairy air.
    Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June,
    Ernie fell into the urn and Tom is in the tomb.


    Cleanliness is godliness me Uncle Pat would sing,
    he broke his neck-a-slippin' on a bar of Irish Spring.
    O'Grady he was eighty, 'tho his bride was just a pup,
    he died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up.


    (Chorus)
    Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
    we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
    We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
    then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.


    <Hockey fight tune>


    Joe Murphy fought with Riley near the cliffs of Alderney,
    he took out his shillaly and he stabbed him in the spleen.
    Crazy Uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun,
    but in fact he's just a leper and his arms and legs are gone.


    When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a cryin' shame,
    he wasn't really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame.
    MacNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit,
    but he was just a Scotsman so nobody gave a sh*t.


    (Chorus)

    Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
    we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
    We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
    then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.


    <Hava Nagila> Ole!!


    Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar,
    the road rose up to meet when he fell out of his car.
    Irony at once befell me Great Grand Uncle Sam,
    when he choked upon the very last potato in the land.


    Connor lived in Ulster-town, he used to smuggle arms,
    until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms.
    And dear old Father Flanagan who left the Lord's employ,
    drunk on sacramental wine beneath the altar boy.


    (Chorus)

    Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
    we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
    We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
    then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.


    Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin,
    the Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin.
    Me only wish is when the Savior comes for me and you,
    He kills the cast of Riverdance and Michael Flatley too.


    (Chorus)

    Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
    we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
    We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
    then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
    then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
    then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again. "

    -Another Irish Drinking song
    -by Da Vinci's Notebook









    AHAHAHAHAHA! *passes out from being drunk ans sugar high*
     
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