Makaze, Envy, Axis, Tequila!

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jiηx, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I get the painful feeling I was just ignored.

    I am most unamused.
     
  2. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    [ oh crap, forgot to put that in spoilers. my bad... ]
     
  3. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Why thank you, my dear ... I have misjudged you, clearly.
    My secret must stay a secret, for now, and I hope, for the remainder of our acquaintance.



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    They cannot help us.
    You would be wise to cease your opposition to the plan.
     
  4. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Something odd about the old one, I tell you.
     
  5. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Old one....your blue shoal...it masks what are clearly red garments...
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I tire of this nonsense.

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    +7 Magic Resistance to party
    [5 turns remain]
     
  7. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    But how Elder Ashwin?
    They are much too powerful for the likes of me.
    I only have the use of my sickle, which would be ineffective against such powerful wanderers.
    But you on the other hand... no, I won't let you strain yourself once again...


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    No wanderer please, we don't want to use force!

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    Oh my, what should we do now Elder?
     
  8. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    You are seeing things.
    The dust from the village is ... getting into your perceptions.

    Now that we have arrived at the Inn,
    Please, have some tea. All of you.
    It will help ... clear you of the effect of the dust.


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    Andrew, quickly, put the chamomile extract in the tea so they are knocked unconscious immediately.
     
  9. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Drop your toy young man, I am buffed out and much better with a sharp edge than you can ever hope to be, don't make me upset your mother.
     
  10. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    O-oh my... I knew it!
    Please sir, I meant no harm. I was just...


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    Y-yes Elder! Right away!
     
  11. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Just to be clear, you approached us first.

    I overheard their whispers. They mean to poison us. Under no circumstances are to drink their tea or eat their meat.
     
  12. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    The tea is very much welcome, it's a very warm day out.

    . . . ah, this tea smells . . . different.
    I suddenly feel very tired . . .​

    Is there a place to rest for the night?
     
  13. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    My this certainly has made me thirsty.

    Kaze you should try the tea, it's simply..*Yawwwwwn* Simply...relaxi-

    *Proceeds to slump into the chair I sit upon, sleeping soundly*
     
  14. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yes maam. Would you like me to guide you to the inn?
    And what about your... friend in the chair?
     
  15. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Uhm, Vivi . . . is just . . .

    Makaze, do not drink the tea, you were right . . . -yawn-

    Vivi is just . . . Yes, a room for all of us, would be . . . would be nice.
     
  16. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    ... She has fallen prey... Try to stay awake?

    You were the last person I expected to fall for this. Didn't they have you build up resistance to common poisons in your training?

    /sigh

    At least you are protected even in sleep.
     
  17. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    The crazy Shaman's on to us, but I would be damned if the others decided to listen to him after my explanation.
    Tie up those two in a chair, they are dangerous. Do it privately, in their separate rooms.
     
  18. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I drink no tea that I did not brew myself.
     
  19. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    It is delicious.
    Your Shaman friend is being delusional ... probably from all of the spells.
    It is clear that your friends are simply tired from your travel.
     
  20. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yes sir. It will be done shortly.

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    Very good maam, right this way.
    And be sure to grab that sleeping fellow, will you?