Makaze

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Krown, Mar 24, 2012.

  1. Krown King's Apprentice

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    Marry me .
     
  2. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Was this a dare from the Truth or Dare thread?
     
  3. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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  5. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    I'm trying to figure out what the hell this emoticon is.
     
  6. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Back off, Krown, regardless of your gender, I will not hesitate to call my relatives in Mexico on you.

    And for the record, the funny thing about this would be that I'm not kidding.

    c:
     
  7. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    It's chuckling. Obviously. (´ー`)y-~~
     
  8. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    How could no one know that?
     
  9. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    I have an Irish lad who'd been willing to douse a ******* in lighter fuel while he sleeps to scare him shitless, and his family...
    Could call on some of my mates as well who know some steroid addicts that'd be willing to fight...
    And I'd probably be able to call on a few old friends from school who have some local gang connections...


    This has turned into a penis measuring competition, no?
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Aw, she's hissing. ~

    Seriously?!

    She will win. Don't try.

    Seriously.
     
  11. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Trust me, my penis is a lot longer and thicker than any other man's that I have met.

    Tell me who's getting doused in lighter fuel now, PaW ~ ?

    I am not hissing! I do not hiss!

    ;~;
     
  12. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Oh. Are you purring, then?

    /petpet
     
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    Not sure if this is cute or creepy.

    Krown, you can't marry Makaze. Your children would need 36 doctors to define sex.
     
  14. Krown King's Apprentice

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    My heart has been broken. /sob
     
  15. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Don't make me get my tape measure out!
    To be honest, you can have the match. I know the truth.



    I'm not gonna leave you two to start another sexual thread!

    Without me... NO! Will resist temptation to do such a thing.
     
  16. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    One does not simply answer a marriage request with "No, thank you".
     
  17. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Makaze must be a fan of Audrey Hepburn

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Spike H E R O

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  19. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    It was a clever joke and I'm proud of it >:C
     
  20. Spike H E R O

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    Some dude out there has a black belt in 3 forms of martial arts, the most successful voice-acting career in the industry, is the lead singer of a well-enough-known rock band, and was a Power Ranger.

    But hey, you have a joke.




    j/k You're my bro, Pudgey.