Man, the graphics outside are terrible

Ha! Sorry to say but i've got you beat... i've got the greatest weapon in history in my pants...

Spoiler

my lady ass...

That kills you men every time...

 

You're going to need an expansion back to beat me unfortunately.

 

*holds hands up*
Well.. I surrender. *nods*

 

Don't be such a wimp... or do you want me to use my weapon...?

 

I second this statment.

 

Madam, I am presently sitting in a tank. Please rescind your threat of action or I will be forced to retaliate with my weapon.

 

I believe that tank was cheat-coded into this game as you seem to have some simple spelling errors that only a lazy cheeter would make... and -reset button-

All your cheat codes have been disabled...

 

Reset button doesn't work for this game.

Only the one who created the game has that ability. There are only 2 possible endings and even the ending are shrouded in mystery.

I've spoken to some past users who have exited the game through multiple ways and even they aren't positive. They apparently can walk through walls though.

 

The only thing that really makes the game worthwhile for me is the KHV minigame. That's pretty much ALL I've done.

 

How can you communicate with them...?

Sound like cheats to me...

The endings aren't really a mystery if you know to read the manual... ask some more players that I know for the game guide... it shows the main rules and the path to the AMAZING ending...

Ditto...

 

YEAH! I will team up with you there, maybe we can make it out of here.

 

Seconded .

 

They're there if you know what to listen for.

And I have read the manual you keep referencing. Several times in fact. It's rather contradicting at times. And there are missing books to this manual. I don't put much stock in it.

 

Dude... the book has been complete for quite a while, and do you really have enough time to play the 'Manual' minigame and check every word for anything and everything contradictory?

You have no 'life' if you do that... that's something other players have long since tried and failed to do. Don't waste your levels doing something that's already failed and just accept that you're wrong about that...

 

I went through the 'school' levels being educated in the mannerisms of the manual. 12 entire levels with the manual. Having to do minigames called 'assignments' and 'reports' based on the manual for things called 'grades'. I know the manual front to back.

[Also, you might want to read up on the Council of Nicea and the Apocryphal Texts. Then tell me if I'm wrong.]

 

Well, well... i didn't realize someone else in this minigame chose to go to the that type of school for the educational levels... i'm only just about to complete level 9 though so I can't tell you about that...

 

Say what you like about the gameplay, but the controls are pretty damn accurate.

 

Agreed . . .

 

F***, red rings.