MS Paint adventure: You are Roxas

Now you're thinking with MS Paint

You've already got arms, silly.

You get your gun out and strut up to Vivi to kill-shot him.

"That's a nice lower-case r you have there!" says Vivi
"Lower-case this mother-fuc-" You start to say as you pull the trigger.
Sadly it turns out tha Vivi was right; it wasn't a gun but a lower-case "r"

What? In this economic climate? Good luck with that.

 

attempt 2: eat vivi.

 

Ask vivi for a Stuggle battle for all the money he(sp?) has...

 

You don't have an official Struggle bat yet...

 

go super saiyan again and beat up vivi

 

You used up most of your super-human energy for the day going super saiyan and only have enough to do normal things.

 

Make a struggle bat pop out of nowhere.
Then challenge Vivi

 

Good point.

And then Vivi turns into a giant furry ball.

 

spirit. bomb.

 

You can't do that... but you can do the next best thing.
You combine the items in your inventory to make...

A happy bat!
It works just like a struggle bat, but the handle is in the shape of a r and the bat itself brings joy to orphans everywhere!
You have lost
lower case r
prostetic head
you have no items in your inventory
EDIT:
Vivi accepts your challenge.

You both get ready to fight.
But before you can even move Vivi moves lighning quick towards you and knocks your happy bat down to the ground.

But as it lands the handle that is made out of a gun shoots Vivi in the head.
He dies instantly.

 

Summon Keyblade Spirit and frolic with him.

 

eat the body of vivi

 

After this boss battle you learn the summon "Keyblade Spirit"
You spend the next hour frolicing through fields of flowers and stuff.

You frolic so far you can't find Vivi's corpse anymore.
But you find someone who looks like Vivi. He tells you his name is finalform32.
So you eat him instead. Keyblade Spirit also enjoys the feast.

editor's footnote:
If I find an idea interesting I shall make it happen.
If I don't like an idea I'll give you your just deserts.
Heh. Just deserts.

 

Kill Keyblade Spirit before he eats you.

Summon a Spaz Bomb, in which I blow up anything in a 10 foot radius, including myself.

 

Keyblade Spirit has become your bestest friend through frolicing.
There is no need to kill him (yet) as he serves a purpose that I was planning for Vivi to serve, but you guys killed him.
Because KS is taking on this responsibility (he asked first) no other KHV member can take his place... yet.[/editorsnote]

Your bonding with KS has increased so much that you can now tell him what to do.
e.g. Keyblade Spirit: Hi-5 Roxas

 

have te real ff32 come in with 10 bazookas

 

Roxas: EAT THE LAMP

 

Roxas: Returns to his room.
Keyblade Spirit: Turns into the missing lamp upon Roxas entering the room.

 

Roxas: Find a gun and become a mass murderer, killing everybody except Keyblade Spirit.

 

Roxas. Turn emo and then eat sugar... LOTS of it. So we can have a hyper-emo-Roxas. It'll be like having a rare Pokemon O_o