my foot fell asleep

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  1. jafar custom title

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    what do I do?
     
  2. Spaze Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Rub lotion on it.
     
  3. Hayabusa Venomous

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    While it's not aware, give your other foot a great new shoe.

    Record the aftermath.
     
  4. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    ugh I hate it when that happens, I tried to walk it off once...

    I hit the ground. Hard.
     
  5. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    Happens to me all the time at school, but the only thing I can do is move it. Try walking on it for a few seconds.

    EDIT: @WIMM, I think your meant to lean on it, I nearly did that, I just ended up knocking over a friend instead.
     
  6. Johnny Bravo Chaser

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    jump up and down a few times
     
  7. venster You never heard of me, but I pop in time to time

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    shake it
    o-oh-oh, shake it
    o-oh-oh
    shake it, like a polaroid picture~!

    man, I'm bored. xD
     
  8. Jayn

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    Bash it violently with a hammer.
     
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Idiots, first he has to get up and walk to get the lotion/shoe/acid/hammer.
     
  10. jafar custom title

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    somebody understands
     
  11. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    It's simple. Just walk away from the situation.
    Wait.....what happened to your foot again?
     
  12. Jayn

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    Or he could be the type of person to keep those things nearby. =P​
     
  13. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    He should just fall asleep like his foot.

    Why should he still be awake while his foot gets to be lazy?