Myst is pregnant

You draw the line at offending people, but not at pregnant gut punches? You're silly!

 

Well that and I don't want the staff getting mad at me for making jokes about stereotypes. :\

 

Because ALL us Mexicans wear sombreros, have mustaches, look like Kyubey, and play guitar.

 

Stereotypes? OK.

Canadians are always polite.
Canadians also say "eh"?
Canadians have no voter turnout.
Teenage girls are terrible drivers.
Asians are terrible drivers.

And here's me, a female, half-Chinese Canadian. eh?

 

Well I- wait, your half-Chinese?

 

Yes. I look more like Dad though. He's white. My brother looks more like Mom.

 

Ah. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle!

 

Go Joe!

 

DT! Why did you tell them! I wanted it to be a surprise for everyone. Sorry to the few of you, KHV took me away humbly and I cheated on you... Its not that I hate you, it is just KHV is better.

 

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I forgive you. It's true. KHV is better.

Common knowledge.

 

That's okay, now that it's come to light . . . it's correct!! ^^
/obscureanimereference

 

I see a star, Is that meant for me :D

and it will only be a one time thing, KHV will never get between you guys again.
Take me back Loxare! XD

 

Well, it was quoted for BIU, but that was mostly the saying. You can have the star if you want!

I will Myst! Although KHV is the only way we can be together (and actually converse), I won't let that impede our relationship!

 

Yaaaaay! Star for Mysty.

Darn KHV always getting between me and my women! This darn love triangle! It just follows me around and won't let me be alone with them! It is like the annoying friend that you just want to go away but will never leave your side even after you told it to repeatedly. We must rid this disease once and for all!

 

Hello there. I'm Doktor burnitup. I can get rid of your unborn unholy internet spawn. All you have to do is give me your banking account and I'll wire you the money need for the coatha- I mean, operation.

 

Gasp! Never! This internet baby will come out and I will care for it, or I will dump it on KHV and it can take care of it. I will not kill this internet child!

 

If it takes a village to raise a child, does it take a site to raise an inhuman internet spawn baby?

 

Spoiler: internet spawn in 10 years

It must be purged.

 

I'm going to take a second to just appreciate this.

 

Why don't you take a seat over there?