Obsessed

Do enjoy yourself m'dear.

;~;
I envy you.

 

You'd do all that for me? You really do care.

 

Of course I do. And if you come on Tuesdays it's half off.

 

Can I use another coupon in conjunction with that? I have this buy one get one free thing as well, and I'd just love to bring a friend.

 

Of course, of course. Anything for you.

 

Now now, no need to get me involved with your immoral fantasies.

 

I've always wanted to direct a KHV based gay porn film. I've heard they're quite lucrative, and who better than the big blue boss himself?

 

You're like the brother of another race who lives nowhere near me that I never had.

 

Does that mean we can stay up all night and play video games while talking about girls?

 

Yes, and we can get pissed at each other when we lose in Super Smash Brothers. While at the same time talking about how hot that slut next door is.

 

KHV or not, no sausage fest for me. Though it's a shame DA isn't around... he was always into that kinky stuff.

 

That's all I've ever really wanted. I am a happy camper now ;_;

Can we make him blue again just for the film?