"Yes, you're such a good little doggy, aren't you? Oh, you're a lap doggy, you like to come sit on my lap whenever I'm on my laptop. Alright, I'll put you on my lap. Yes, I'll even pet you a little bit. You're such a nice doggy, yes. Oh, wait, you just want my pizza. Forget it, dog. Get down." *kicks dog off lap.* KHV, allow me to introduce Lucy, my mom's dog. She's the cutest sweetest thing you'll ever meet, and all she wants in return is all your food. Spoiler
aaawww, that so cute,can i pet him? :=D: your mom dog really cute compare than my dog off course... that is pic of my dog..... ugly isn't it? :sideways:
My dog gets lonely when she's alone, farts when she's not, has all of her body fat on her back, is missing both her tail and an eye, and barks at everything.