Oh... Im... Gee... Somebody kill it... ;_;

There is THERE absolute BIGGEST spider I've EVER seen right next to my bathroom door... And everytime I try to go in, it moves... Like it knows I'm there... O.o;

Ususally when stuff like this happens, I simply avoid the bathroom for as long as I can.

Problem is... I gotta go...

Now.

Badly... ;_;

I tried sprying it with carpet cleaner, but all it did was curl up into a little ball, and, as soon as I figured it was dead, went back to how it was. I've done it twice, and the result is always the same.

There is no way in heaven or on earth that I am getting as close as I have to be to smash it with a shoe. There just ain't no way. >.>;

Did I mention that this thing is HUGE?! DX

What do I do?! D=

 

Can't you call someone to kill it?

 

Drown it in dish soap. That is what I did last time! I even made a thread about it!

 

While you spray it, hit it with a big shoe so you don't have to get too close.

 

get something to wack it with till it's dead

 

Nope... My sister'll hit me if I wake her up before noon and both of my parents are at work.

I'd have to get too close! DX And do you know how much soap it'll take to kill THAT thing?! O.o;

Explain?

Like... Like a broom or something...? o.o;

 

Well squirt from a distance! You can do it!

OH and throw bars of soap at it too. Anything soap. Spiders hate soap.

 

Well, throw a cloth or something over it and quickly go to the bathroom...then just leave it there....

 

Yes a broom or somethign like that

 

Put your hand in the shoe and spray it with whatever you have. Then when it curls up, quickly smash it with the shoe. You can put the shoe on your foot too.

 

My parents'll probably kill me... ._.;

Maybe I'll try that... Should it be wet or dry?

Nah, I think I'll try this first... XDDD;

I guess I'll do that with the broom instead...

Thanks everyone! XD;

 

Wet! With a small amount of soap on it!

 

Wet, so that you can put pressure on it. Actually, after putting paper towel on spider, smash it with a shoe.

 

Wet, because it becomes heavier.

 

I shoulda gone with the cloth...

Everybody saaaaaid... Go with the cloth.

But, no. I get a friggin BROOM instead.

Basically what happened - I got the broom, found out the spider had climbed up too far for me to spray it, so I just decide "M'kay. I'll just whack it with the broom then." So I reach up to kill it, right?

I don't know how...

But SOME HOW...

The accursed creature found a way to end up falling ON ME.

In the words of my sister, I screamed like a a banshee with a megaphone on a jumbo cup of coffee with 60 pounds of suger stirred in. When she came to see what was wrong, she found me doing some kinda seisure-ish dance-type thing, and cracked up. She didn't even try to help me the little--

Anywaaaaaays...

I start slapping the spider to get it off me, but I kinda slapped it too hard, and, before I know it, I have spider guts on me!

Oh joy.

So I let out another ear-splitting scream and whack the spider to the ground, and grab the broom and I just kept whackin' the thing over and over, and over again until FINALLY, I go ,"OKAY! I have been avenged!" and pick up the thing with a dust pan and flush it down the toilet.

I spent about 30 minutes washing my hands and arms. >.>;

Then, I used the bathroom. XD;

And then I came on here to tell you about it.

My sister is calling my mom right now as we speak so that they can laugh at me, too. >.>

 

lol, my mum did something like that. there was a spider on the sofa which i was sitting on. when i noticed i nearly fell off and then ran to the other end of the room (slight thing with spiders^^). she tried to hit it off with a cushion but that put it under the sofa cushion. so she pulled it out and it ran out from underneath and nearly gave her a heart attack, lol. she then pushed it on to the ground and started stamping on it. then she noticed it was stuck to her slipper and took a mental fit.
it was funny :D

 

There is a simple solution!

Just use the restroom outside. =3 XD

 

you disgust me.............*shudder* lol

 

I already solved the problem...

Sure, it was in the most traumitizing way I can imagine, but, still...

It's solved. >.>;

 

Yeah, I read your post. XD