I forgot what I was going to say to you ****... Oh, yeah, m fear of IT came back today. I need escape ideas just in case **** happens when I go to take a shower.
Usually when I succumb to fits of paranoia and think of my shower escape plans, it involves taking the blades out of my Dad's razor and using them as surprise weapons on anyone willing to fuck with me.
You expect us to come up with ways for you to escape FROM THE SHOWER in the event of ONE SPECIFIC THING happening to you in that shower.