Old English thread

Thou shall try and speak if you may try! but i doubt it will last long!

 

ye art quite the daft one

why dont ye go off to ye olde shoppe

 

Come hither and observe as thou art destroyed by thy mutton chops, tally-ho!

 

i thought this be a drinking thread i did, well i be confused.

 

Raise thou a tankard and quaff the contents? Thou shalt not as this be against the rules. Thou shalt suffer!

 

LMAO

I just laughed so ****ing hard from that. And I'm in a school library with dozens of people staring at me now. XD

 

same here but in web design...

 

You're all idiots, that would be Modern English. Old English as a language has very little in common with what you're saying. Believe it or not, Shakespeare is considered Modern English.

 

Like thy above said 'Ignorance is bliss'

 

Thy ignorance is only matched by thy undertrousers!
(BTW : Thy art Welsh, so thy hath an excuse to degrade and destroy the language of englishe, tally-ho, jenkins!)

Thy art funnier than a legless zebra.

 

I pray thee, doest thy research. This, I beseech thee, is not Ye Olde English. This is Early Modern English. Ye Olde English (which, is also named as Anglo-Saxon) is the likes of the works of Beowulf. The linguists weep because of thine ignorance.

Ye Olde English is as thus:

Hwæt! wē Gār-Dena in geār-dagum,
þeod-cyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorl. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs god cyning!

 

This be a thread of silliness and silliness overpowers thy sense of all that is correct, it be too late to remain hither thread "Moderne Englishe Threade" So it sticketh the way it is, what-what/