omegle is full of weirdos

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by jafar, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. jafar custom title

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: asl?

    You: how are you

    Stranger: fine

    Stranger: u??

    You: im well

    Stranger: name?

    You: i dont have one

    You: my parents dont believe in names

    You: so i didnt get one

    Stranger: okey

    Stranger: ur sex??

    You: yes, i have sex regularly

    Stranger: with whom??

    You: people

    You: you sure are nosy

    Stranger: which people?

    Stranger: u horny??

    You: people i have sex with

    Stranger: right??

    You: no, i have no horns on me

    Stranger: ohhh so u hav a long cock

    Stranger: hw much length it hav??

    You: i dont have any tall roosters

    Stranger: then what u hav??

    Stranger: ;)

    Stranger: :D

    You: i own a dog

    Stranger: ohh u only play with dogs

    Stranger: ??

    Stranger: then get lost

    You: i love all animals

    Stranger: pls

    Stranger: .....

    You: i only own a dog because i cannot afford more than one pet

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: then bye

    Stranger: seee u

    Stranger: :)

    You: why? i was enjoying our conversation

    Stranger: realy??

    Stranger: ;)

    Stranger: i dont think soooo

    You: why do you say that?

    Stranger: :D

    Stranger: notng dear

    Stranger: i think u r nice one 4 me

    Stranger: bt u hav no name

    Stranger: no sex

    Stranger: and no location

    You: i have plenty of sex

    You: and i have a location

    Stranger: loc??

    Stranger: which 1??

    You: earth is my home

    Stranger: ohhhhhhh'

    Stranger: great

    Stranger: :)

    You: i consider the entire planet my home and it's population my family

    Stranger: so im ur??

    Stranger: whom?

    You: sorry, i don't quite understand

    You: could you elaborate please?

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: ok but first tel.. u male or female??

    You: i am a male.

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: so u hav sex

    Stranger: :D

    You: yes, as i said many times before

    You: i have sex regul;arly

    Stranger: im male also

    Stranger: my name kristen

    You: it's a pleasure, kristen

    Stranger: how is my name??

    Stranger: nice na??

    Stranger: ??

    You: it's a very nice name

    Stranger: i think u busy now??

    You: im not bust

    You: *busy

    You: im very sick, actually

    You: so i apologize if i go quiet for a couple of seconds like that

    Stranger: okey

    Stranger: ohhh

    Stranger: tats not probs 4 me

    You: but my time is dedicated to you, brother

    Stranger: :D

    Stranger: :D

    Stranger: how old r u my dear stranger??

    You: i am 19

    Stranger: u hav facebook account??

    You: i do

    You: not

    Stranger: can u giv your profile id??

    You: sorry, typo

    You: i do not have a facebook

    You: i can't without a name

    Stranger: mail id??

    Stranger: so

    Stranger: u hav name??

    You: no

    Stranger: wat is your name??

    You: i don't have one

    Stranger: tell me my dear brothr

    You: i do not have a name.

    Stranger: so can i cal u mary

    Stranger: ??

    You: no

    Stranger: why??

    You: because i consider it offensive

    You: i have no name

    You: don't call me anything

    You: well, i should really go

    You: i am feeling very ill and i cannot continue this conversation

    You: it was a pleasure talking to you, kristen

    You: have a nice day.

    You have disconnected.

     
  2. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    That.. was actually an interesting read for an Omegle convo. Well done.
     
  3. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Pffff okay I laughed pretty hard.
    Always fun to troll people on that site.
     
  4. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    Do you miss Kristen?​
     
  5. LostMemory Destiny Islands Resident

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    Okay that's the funniest thing I've seen all day. XD
     
  6. The Fuk? Dead

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    Sex, Ya? My name is Wakka.


    :D
     
  7. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I'm just going to leave this post here to show I read it and it was so weird that I last more brain cells
     
  8. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    In comparison to what?
     
  9. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    I like it when fangirls start roleplaying in Omegle, and then they get paired up with other roleplaying fangirls 8D
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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  12. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    I love you even more.
     
  13. jafar custom title

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    I love you too.