Only a Mom Would Know

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of
my favourite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea
and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here
I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it
up.

Then she says (as only a mother would know...)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is
the toilet?

 

...Let me guess, its from another site.

 

I thought it was funny xD

 

No .

 

Boy I sure do love hearing stupid stories from joke sites on the internet

 

Hehe, cute.

 

You're not new, but you act like you're new.

 

That is not the proper context to be using the word "hence"

 

Yeah, it was a mistake I corrected it.

 

So anyway, about all those cocks in your mouth

you should work on not having so many cocks in your mouth

 

I thought it sucked.

 

Not even trying.

 

Oh, you guys.

 

A thousand dicks in your ass. :P

 

OH FUCK SHIT GOT REAL

*anticipates MuffinMan's counter*

 

Oh man, there's this guy trolling on the internet, maybe I should be completely ass-backwards useless and point out that he's trolling and then somehow he'll feel real real bad about himself and stop it

maybe he'll cry too

god damn I'm awesome

 

Hayabusa in the bar says that he wants to have plastic surgery

to enlarge his breasts.

His boyfriend tells him, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that.

I know how to do it without surgery."

Hayabusa asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled Hayabusa asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

HAYABUSAA!!!! I'M GETTING CRAZZYYY OE OE OE!!! I'M CRAZY FOR YOU!!! I CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE YOU'RE MY LOVE IN THIS FORUMM, BUT IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TOO!!! YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO DIAMONDS AND YOUR HEART IS BIGGER THAN KINGDOM HEARTS!!! KISS ME YOU WILD BOY!

 

Why the fuck are you putting me in your lame roleplay :.-.:

 

DON'T PrETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LAST PART AND DON'T MAKE UP EXCUSES, WE WILL BE TOGETHER

 

Get the fuck away from me :B|: