my life pretty much sucks rn so i decided to make this thread for all the people who feel sad and stressed and missing somebody to gather up and make each feel happy and talk about it and stuff and things. also hi.
Very bad jokes from the Last Of Us and Various internet sources cause why not. Spoiler A book just fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame. A moon rock tastes better than an earth rock because it's meteor. A backwards poet writes inverse. The criminal’s best asset… is his liability I didn’t have the faintest idea, as to why I passed out Heard about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow... You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy. Spoiler What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder I heard two peanuts walked into a park… one was a salted A boiled egg in the morning… is really hard to beat I’m reading a book on antigravity. It’s impossible to put down It’s not that the guy didn’t know how to juggle. He just didn’t have the balls to do it I’m glad I know sign language. It’s become quite handy I forgot how to throw a boomerang… but it came back to me When a clock is hungry. It goes back four seconds I once heard a joke about amnesia. But I forget how it goes What is a pirate’s favorite letter? Tis’ the C The midget psychic escaped the prison. He was a small medium at large I’m inclined to be laid back Newspaper headline reads “cartoonist found dead at home” details are sketchy The frustrated cannibal… threw up his hands There was once a cross eyed teacher… who had trouble controlling his pupils Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes 3.14% of sailors are Pi-Rates. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I didn't look at the name at first and got excited when I did. I'm sad because I need money to make money ; ;
I'm kind of sad because one of my best friends tried to kill herself last night. But relieved that she's getting help. I think today is one of those 'treat yourself' sort of days.
I am sad because everything I am excited for is ages away and I have to fill my time with useful things otherwise I hate myself for doing nothing, this includes my job which makes me tired but gives me some money and social interaction and then I need a rest but I then get bored in my rest and the frustration continues. I also feel like my problems are so minor that I don't deserve to complain about them because I don't have exams or anything at the moment so I should be thankful but still I have no motivation to do anything. Also, I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend but it's a long distance thing and I need to think about how to do it. I have also been suffering from my anxiety brought about by this tiny problems and the thought of other people thinking I am vain and horrible. tl;dr My problems are nothing. I love you guys. I wish exams weren't so sucky ;-;. Don't give up. Anxiety is a *****.
Do you know what would make you happier? Spreading the seeds of ignorance and hate on internet message boards I'll start
