Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

^ Is the stripper

Aww you butthole you got it before me xDDD

 

dude i already wrote it xDD
Gateseller

 

^ Would rather lock keyholes with his wang.

 

that was close though
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has attempted that

 

XDD
thank you.

are both porn stars.

 

^Willingly sleeps with me

 

Shhh, it's supposed to be kept a secret, jk

is looking for a cookie in my cookie jar ;)

 

^Is in her cookie jar every night.

 

that's not a lie XD

was lost for 3 days in a small closet.

 

^Escaped her closet and took a look in her cellar

 

wants to get kidnapped.

 

^wants to kidnap me

 

Had a nightmare about boxers.

 

^Had a dream I was in her pants..and it came true.

 

Likes to watch little boys sleep.

 

Is wearing a thong XD

 

^Is taking her thong off...for ME XDD

 

^///^

is gonna start dancing topless.

 

^Is giving me a lapdance in three...two...one...-_-....ahhh..

 

Is posing for a picture that's never gonna be taken XD