Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

Is spagetti sauce.

 

Is really an enchanted teddy graham intent on taking over the world.

 

Is my pet dog.

 

Woof. >_> Where's my food?

Tends to all my needs.

 

knows where i live

 

Dyed the two green rep stones red.

 

Lives in the Hundred Acre Wood.

 

Is an only child.

 

That really is a lie! XD
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Is a walrus

 

Is my mom.

 

is one of my sisters ex- boyfriends

 

Sweet jesus, everyone thinks I’m a guy...

Is my favorite member.

 

you're a girl!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!



is a hermit crab

 

Yep.

Is my T.V.

 

Is obviously a guy

 

Stabbed Edward Cullen with a pencil.

 

...likes me.

 

Vigorously rubs self constantly for amusement.

 

helps rub self.

 

doesnt want me to hate her xD