Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

Wishes they looked like their Avatar.

 

well at least i dont look like this....http://images.countingdown.com/images/countdowns/movies/3490735/1029/3860583_main.jpg I kept it in a link for the people who dont want to see the F***ed up horror...

i wish i looked like flamable oil in a cup too....

this person has a issue with self image

 

Road to darkness danced the macarina in front of a dinner plate that was smashed in a big flaming metal sausage.

 

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is the giant flaming sausage

 

Is giant flaming bacon strips, baked with pancake batter.

 

Decided to chop down a house with a butter knife.

 

after he killed it, he rolled it in sugar, stuck a tooth pick in it, put it in the microwave for a minute and then ate the corpse.... poor mouse

 

Put his arm in my stomach, and ate it.

 

Is my 23rd left foot. O.o

 

Is drunk, bound, and gagged.

 

kidnapped cupid for making their crush fall in love with the wrong person.

 

Is my crush.

 

Likes salsa on burritos only on saturdays, and the burritos have to sing for him.

 

and sings back to the burritos, he serenades them and then brutally kills them with a rusty fork

 

Helps me kill them with a banana stuck in the forehead of a bunny which he bruttally hit with a deflated basketball, 200000000 *whack* and counting times.

 

Hey where did you get my school picture at....?

Like ice cream too much...

 

Decides that mushrooms a candy.

 

Wants to get tied to a chair with thick, heavy chains and beat with a wooden plank that has a rusty nail in it.

 

Wanted to attack people for saying that he smelt good.

 

Thinks I'm a girl :)