Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

Knows how to light dynamite with his hands tied behind his back ( you know, in case he's ever kidnapped and placed in an abandoned mine with dynamite close by =D )

 

Blasts rock music to get rid of hords of Mormon crickets.

 

is very busy planting Tulips and Daises.

 

Wants face to be planted in the ground.

 

Takes a last look around before dying in the Iraq War.

 

Called me about something relating to a deranged mokey with a pineapple.

 

Pushin' the pedal through the floor.

 

Is a magical flower of D................ love.

 

Is a magic flower of L.................... Death.

 

I'm going to go out on a limb here.

^Thinks about pokemon when he touches himself.

 

has a collection of pikachu pelts mounted on the walls

 

Doesn't know epicness when he sees it.

 

glad thats a lie xD

hasnt ever realized that there is a small toad named fredrick that lives under your bed and he will sing to you if you leave a cookie under your bed for him.... its true >.>

 

Liar!!
Is that thing under the bed, but won't sing to you.

 

Puts sardines by his door to lure stray cats in so he can dress them in bows...the horror.

 

Randomly kills cats >.>

 

after he kills them he skins them and sells the pelts, and then eats the remains >:'D

 

Puts smileys on billboards around the world!

 

and what if i do >.>

has a serious problem with eating shiny metal objects

 

Has a serious problem painting shiny pointy objects.