Random KH Sentences

How much tea could a Luxord chug if Roxas rocked those boxes?

And on another note, why is it that although a Mickey Mouse is the King, there is no Archduke Peter Cottontail? >:\

 

what happens when a momma goofy and a pappa yuffie are in love? an oof

 

What happens when Xaale reads this thread?

 

What face is that??

 

The DANCING IN PANTS TIME FACE! :sparta:

 

A face I stole on MSN.

I believe it is the lolgaspface (that's what I have it as on MSN)

Close enough.

 

meh. close enough. >_>

 

What would happen if the mystical, god-like forces of the universe decided to give a bunch of ADD-stricken teenagers and anthropomorphic animals the most powerful weapons ever made to save all creation from a psychopathic villain whose goals are never adequately explained?

... Wait...

 

Axel > You

Nuff said

 

What might happen if a random twelve-year-old prepubescent boy living in a world completely devoid of parental figures was spontaneously kicked out of his island home and made to team up with Disney characters, then to kill nonexistant beings with the lovechild of a katana and a skeleton key?

...A lot of random angsty falling scenes, that's what happens.

 

There's something missing here....

Nonono, see, it's a key all the time, but when you stick it in people it unlocks their death.

 

but if a being that never existed is destroyed, can we say that, because they do not exist, they were never actually killed?

KH physics/logic must be from the future. That's the only possible explanation for the confusingness.

 

Keyblades unlock hearts, and turn people into skinny black dwarves.

 

So Kingdom Hearts is a white supremacist game?

 

Well, if it turns white people into black people, then I'd say it's black supremacist....
But then again, they have to kill those black people, so back to white supremacist...

Then in KH2, there came the white things called Nobodies.
Racial balance restored.

 

Thus, the reference to Nobodies being 'the balance' between darkness and light, which I was pretty sure was a right that was exclusive to that little yin-yang symbol.

 

If I finish the last ever Kingdom Hearts game, and the final scene is Sora waking up on Destiny Islands as his 14 year old self, I'm gonna beat the crap out of Squeenix

 

I will storm in there with a full artillery and start killing people off like in the Matrix.

 

You'll be needing enormous sunglasses for your Matrix conquestage.


By the way...

YOU HAVE ALL LOST THE GAME

 

so the n00b thinks he's kool trying 2 pwn us all
brick 'im
/spam