Remember before you enter college or uni you kiddos.

Happy to be an enormous pile of shit!

Sure I may never get a job, but god damn, I'mma have fun throwing my life away as an English/Education major.
Oh hey that's alliteration. Or assonance? Though I have problems with that. It works because vowels.
... I have found my place in the world.

 

Start charging people for Namechanges on KHV. You'll make a fortune.

 

True this. I may never by "God Tier" (well, I'm starting Astronomy next semester) or even "High Tier", but at least with "Low Tier" or "Shit Tier", I'll be having fun being considered inferior by an internet picture.

and it would be alliteration...I think. Assonance would be something like "I like my pie".

 

Can a Creative Writing/Humanities double join you in celebrating?

And yes that's assonance.

 

Of course you can't you filthy cretin. Get away before you sully my jacket with your dirty fingers.

 

Whoo for shit! =D At least I'll enjoy myself like Misty mentioned.

And I get to spend the day making baked good <3 Such a sweet smell will always be the highlight of my day. And I get to as creative as I want and not have to follow some set road with rules XP Not to be mean for those who are in it for pure interest.

I'm fine being poor. I'm poor now anyways. xD I can live with it.

SHIT ALL THE WAY! 8D

 

S-sorry sir... Won't happen again.

*retreats some distance*

May my writings inspire mutiny in your children.

 

They won't be reading the mad works of some vagabond who can't write to save his skin.

They'll be reading books that are known across the land! Yes, TWILIGHT!

 

/wants to double major in sociolinguistics and linguistic anthropology
/ok

;____;​

 

Were this hypothetical scenario to continue further, this would be the part where I turn around and lodge a can opener in your kidney.

Don't you listen to mean ol' Jube. BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS.

 

English Language and Literature major.

I feel ya Sumi ;__;.