Remember to eat your soup kid

or else I'm going to get into your house
bash your face
with a chair
it's gonna be FUN

 

I don't like soup tho

 

At least buy me dinner first.

 

Looks like some kids' fetishes involve a chair and their FACE *smashes Kelly's face* Heck yeah

But that's what the soup is for!

 

;______________________;

 

Soup is the most sexually exciting thing ever.
It is also inspiring, and intelligent.
It is powerful and courageous.

Hmm, I think I may start a soup cult.
Any takers?

 

Please babysit my kids. You know, in the future and ****.

Chairs will be made of lasers then. :3

 

Why do you always cry after? It's so weird .-.

No. Soup is meant to be enjoyed, go make a ham cult instead.

Shur :3 I'll smash your kids' faces in with a chair any day, Spike m'boy! Hm... When they're made out of lasers they might burn them too... I approve.

 

Rule #34!!!

 

Tears of happiness.

 

Yes... Rule 34 actually has an exception. I exist, and there is no porn of me.

EDIT: never mind

 

Jedi training has to start SOMEWHERE.

 

You and all of your fetishes. So kyooot.

And now it's going to start with your butt. Flawless plan.

Well... Alright, but only if you clean it up afterwards >>

 

Rule #32 ??

 

But I'm allergic to soup Dx
And chairs!

 

yay, i'm cute apparently. n_n

 

Then pick your poison! Either swell up from the inside or get your face smashed in and have it swell out again from the outside.

*pats* Of course you are, cutiepants c:

 

*grabs epi-pen and runs like hell* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!
*is run over by a car*