riddles, riddles and more riddles. did i mention riddles?

this is just a little thread i made because i was bored. enjoy.

Rules: None. just follow the forum rules and i dont care what you do here.

i would start you off with a riddle, but i cant remember it. so i guess ill let the first coment start. (first coment wins a riddle of firstness.)

 

What is lame, blunt, and reeks of fail?

 

This thread?

 

The Spam Zone.

 

Congradulations. You are both correct.

 

._____. .

 

Hah. :v
.......

 

hm. as usual, my threads FAIL. im blowing this thread up...

 

...What can't spell and named itself after a Yu-Gi-Oh character?

Don't listen to the fish-fucker. There's nothing wrong with a riddle thread.

 

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

 

It was daytime.

 

exactly

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?

 

You say "Nine and five is fourteen".

 

You're good

If a boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most?

 

The boy .

 

Yes, alright try this one:

The part of the bird
that is not in the sky,
which can swim in the ocean
and always stay dry.
What is it?

 

Bird's reflection in the water.

 

Guy and his father were in an accident. The father dies and the son is rushed to the ER. The doctor comes up to the guy and says 'I'm sorry, but I can't operate on my son." Who is the doctor?

Old one, can't think of any other, and is bored 8D

 

The mother is the Doctor 8D

 

Oh very good 8D