Roses are red, Violets are blue...

Your mother is dead, your father is old
But i fuck em anway, revenge is best served cold

 

Oh wow. Just... wow.

 

roses are red,violets are blue
you think your cool,but your only a fool
for a battle with me will put you on your knees.

take that mori

 

THIS.

Big business took a shit, it landed in the Frey
The media ate it up, and we called it St. Valentine's Day

 

Yay, A little fun for once ^__^

On my knees, you say. I scoff at the thought.

Maybe your mind is at a loss.

Im not a fool, but a marinotte's master

I'll make you dance like a forewarned Disater.

(Meh..just for fun ^__^)

 

You and I are one of the few that still call it that.

 

Damn.


My eyes are red, got a bong that's blue
Gotta save some weed, Mr. Phelps wants some too.

 

O-O Awsome

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Brusies are my kisses to you D :

 

roses are red,violets are blue
i'm so hot,and your so not

 

Hmm..I've acually heard this before


But I cant put my finger on it.

 

My ass is red, the ocen is blue,
and chris brown is an a**hole too.

 

I was going to do something along the lines of that >D


Roses are dead, Violence is blue

Chris Brown did something wrong, And Rihanna is black and blue D:

 

I was trying to think of something as clever as that.

Chocolate is good, the sky is blue
a woman had eight kids; damn she got screwed!

(in both sences)

 

FAIL half rhyme.

 

Not all poems have to rhyme...


So neh

 

But the purpose of this thread was to cleverly rhyme. Otherwise I could just write out an extremely violent paragraph...

I'm so tempted.

 

I have no set of rules on poems


It could be free or restricted


Go write your violent paragraph john : D

 

The hooker is dead, cost me $3.52
Worth it i guess, wasn't a bad screw.

 

Rhyme meters off a bit on some of these lol

Roses are still red
those violets still blue
You better shut your ****ing mouth
for i seal that **** for you

 

Roses are red, violets are blue
After I made sweet love to you
I'll drench you in piss and cover you in poo

Alaska is north, Antarctica is south
You sound more intelligent
With a cock in your mouth