Why the hell have no one shipped us yet? Everyone knows she wants me. She told me so herself. Who does not want the Dark Knight?
I can only say you attempting to woo and seduce her (and the subsequent refusal of your warm 'affection') as not strictly a couple. Even Sabby is smart enough not to post in this thread.
So your god complex has been simplified to a hero complex? Well isn't Sabby lucky to be stalked by a man with a terrible chest infection.
So the world's greatest detective is interested in you? Did Sabby hire him to investigate your freakish stalking past?
She wants pics of me in the shower. I offered to pose for her, but she wanted them to be natural. Oh well, she has them now, and she's happy with them, so that makes me happy. Everybody happy!