Sabby x Noroz

Why the hell have no one shipped us yet? Everyone knows she wants me. She told me so herself. Who does not want the Dark Knight?

 

And thus Norbby was born

 

This is an annoying thread... Could you change the color of your text?

 

Stole the words from my fingers.

 

Makaze, I fear I cannot! It is the result of a dare.

 

I can only say you attempting to woo and seduce her (and the subsequent refusal of your warm 'affection') as not strictly a couple.

Even Sabby is smart enough not to post in this thread.

 

She is too busy with... me, he said, in a dark, raspy voice.

 

So your god complex has been simplified to a hero complex?
Well isn't Sabby lucky to be stalked by a man with a terrible chest infection.

 

You're doing it wrong. Someone else is supposed to make the shipping thread.

 

"Isn'tItPretty"
*COUGH*

 

Batman created this thread. I did not.

 

So the world's greatest detective is interested in you?
Did Sabby hire him to investigate your freakish stalking past?

 

She wants pics of me in the shower. I offered to pose for her, but she wanted them to be natural. Oh well, she has them now, and she's happy with them, so that makes me happy. Everybody happy!

 

For those pictures, there aren't enough 'censored' black bars in the world to cover that obscenity.

 

I'm hung so well when I'm on a nude beach people think I'm looking for lost rings.