SFORZATOQUEST 2011: Can You Really See Russia from Alaska?

Author: REVEAL YOURSELF

(also keep updating this. forever.
...or at least until the 11th)

 

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
That is the best flash ever
It surpasses even Hussie's prowess.





(is it bad that i was laughing my a$$ off the whole time?)

 

I read 'God Tiers' as you yelling angrily
"GOD TIIIIIIIIEEEEEEERRRRS"

>dream!Sforzato: dream!Consult dream!KHV

 

Sforzato: Sing Matryoshka with GS-kun

ohwait...this wouldn't make sense...we'll do it anyway B|

 

This is the best thing I have seen, easily as great as your Death Note thread shenanigans.

 

>Sforzato: Locate G_S, Space powers, singing commence. I'll be Hashiyan you be Zebra. Let's do this.

 

GS will be rapping ultrasuper fast in Japanese? Awesome.

 

>_DreamSforzato: Look out the window to see if there is anyone outside creeping on you.

 

Finished homework. Update time.

Skaia? You have no idea what that is. Is that the Russian word for "northwest"?

Fly outside? In this get-up? You are not exposing your undergarments to the world!

Well, can you fly? Huh. You never thought of that. Maybe you should try. But not by the window - you do not wish to kill yourself too quickly.

You glance at the wall. It is adorned with strange POSTERS written in a LANGUAGE YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH. It appears you have no extra WALLPAPER to cover the walls with.

This is a very STRANGE LANGUAGE. You have never seen it before in your life. You wonder what it means. Hmm...





Er,



Huh.




Oops.

A STRANGE COMPUTER KIOSK is revealed.

Its home page is conveniently set to KH-VIDS.NET.

Wait, what? That is ridiculous. How much of a coincidence can it be that the former guest in this room left the forum on the computer? That, or in a previous dream you can not remember, you left KH-VIDS.NET on the COMPUTER KIOSK.

You decide to consult your good friends on KH-VIDS.NET for this current predicament.

For a while, you have been suspecting that you may have SPECIAL POWERS, what with breaking reality, waking in this strange place, and touching a wall which reveals a computer. You decide to consult your friends.



At least, you feel dead. This seems much too real to be a dream.

Ah well, at least the FORUM-GOERS may be of assistance.

You truly must try out a few of these powers.




Really, you are too curious now. How exactly do these SPECIAL POWERS even work? You truly do hope you have SPECIAL POWERS. You attempt to conduct all sorts of SHENANIGANS the artist is too lazy to draw through MS Paint that are described through your POST.



And as always, the peanut gallery appears to offer interesting advice. You are not quite sure how to shot space at all, if possible. You decide to whistle a tune, but besides shattering the eerie silence in this room, no SPECIAL POWERS occur.

Bah.

Never mind this.



You will get back to the FORUM later. For now, you need to find a way to test out these new powers, if you even have any. Perhaps that window really may well work.


>_Dream Sforzato: Look out the window to see if there is anyone outside creeping on you. (next update + other suggestions)

 

>Dream!Sforzato: Make use of the wallpaper to create a more flattering outfit

 

Or better yet...

>Dream!Sforzato: Use the wallpaper to make yourself some pants~

 

> Sforzato: Roll on the ground and recite a Shakespearean sonnet.

 

Sforzato: Go on Voxli and ask What for help xD

 

dream!Sforzato: Attempt to remove the posters to see what is behind them.

 

You look outside the window.



CLICK HERE FOR THE THEME OF THIS LOCATION.



Just.

What.

Where in the world are you.

You certainly are not in Florida anymore.

You attempt to rip off the POSTER to use it as clothing, but it is stuck tight to the wall.



You rip off only a single piece, and STICK it on your CHEST.

You enter DRAMATIC SOLILOQUY MODE.



You feel this MODE will be useful in the future.

NO.




GODDAMMIT.

YOU ARE NOT ASKING THAT MAN FOR HELP. NEVER.

>_

 

I laughed... So hard....

Sforzato: Go on Voxli!

 

That's not a sonnet!

dream!Sforzato: See if you can find your cell phone, or use the computer to locate yourself.

 

>Dream!Sforzato: Wake up.

 

> Sforzato: Become meta. Check up on MSPA.

 

You attempt to get on VOXLI.



Bah. They must have changed the room password again. Wonderful. You do not even believe this COMPUTER KIOSK has a microphone anyway.

You are much too lazy to recite poetry.

You attempt to use the computer to locate yourself, as your inventory appears to have been left back in that shack.



This version of Google Maps appears to be much more new and utilises detailed satellites. Despite this, you cannot pinpoint your location.

How useful.

You try your hardest to wake up.



But you simply cannot.

Perhaps you are not even in a dream. You are beginning to suspect that more and more. If not, where are you?

NAME CHANGED
DREAM SFORZATO > SFORZATO?

You are now SFORZATO?.

You decide to check the home page of one of your favourite webcomics of all time.



Still nothing. You cannot wait until November 11th, when Act 6 begins. You truly enjoyed that intermission that has just concluded.