SFORZATOQUEST 2011: Can You Really See Russia from Alaska?

>Sforzato?!?!??!?!: Check out online dating made easy on MSPA.

 

Sforzato?: Go on KHV and find the PW for voxli xD

 

>_Sforzato: Jump out the window like a Big Damn Hero and explore the STRANGE LOCATION. If you encounter hostile enemies, enter DRAMATIC SOLILOQUY MODE to attempt to get them on your side.

 

IS THAT A CRACK AT MY--Wait what was that ad for

...

I was about to yell at you but then I realized this is probably what I would do, given my experience with RE4

 

Sforzato: Equip something to your STRIFE SPECIBUS so you don't die if you get attacked.

 

><Sforzato: Stick your finger in your mouth.

 

This is no time for online dating. You do not even know of the type of people that live here in this strange place. They could all be strange LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, for all you may know.

Then again, perhaps not.

CLICK HERE FOR MOOD MUSIC.

You decide to get back on KH-Vids to see if you may find the password for VOXLI.

Oh? What is this. It appears your THREAD has received a new post.



Hm.

You have heard of him before. GUARDIAN SOUL, renaming himself PHANTASMAGORIC. He has always appeared quite mysterious towards yourself. You have only spoken with him a grand total of three times, but each time his advice has proven to be SAGELY and REWARDING.

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This is perhaps the sixth time you have been told to jump out of the window.

You are not sure if you can trust that man, but bah, what else will you be able to do in this ROOM?

You look back outside the window.



What a far way down.

But you will do it. You will jump out of this window.

Why in god's name did you do this.






...












Good. He is here.

END OF ACT I​

 

Perhaps I should have said to look for an exit door to leave from?

 

Que is good at this.

 

We must await the next action.

 

> Sforzato?: Land



"Get up."





Goddammit.

That drop. Your head. Your backside. Your everything.



You feel HORRID. This was worse than that PARTY you had.



Er,



At least everything is intact? You hope.



Huh what.

Who is this man? Was he the one who told you to get up? At least, you believe you heard that. Who in the world knows what exactly you may have heard whilst dizzy.

"Uh, hey there.

Who are you?"​

> "Just call me your guardian soul."

>_

 

>Sforzato?: Question the voice in a loud, manly tone.

 

>Sforzato?: Be the outgoing. Become the moirail.

 

Sforzato? < Enter DRAMATIC SOLILOQUY MODE.

 

>Sforzato?: All of the above. At the same time.

 

>Sforzato?: Punch this guardian soul in the face.

 

>_Sforzato: Go Tsundere on his ass.

 

>Sforzato?: Ask if the voice is the same GS from KHV and then talk about Homestuck~

 

> Sforzato: Ask the voice if he is a cricket.

 

Keeping the quest alive~

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